DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Okay, I don't know about you but I found this hilarious. Pick a song, and run a couple of the lyrics through different languages. For example: 'Little Talks' by Of Monsters and Men. Hey! Hey! Hey!I don't like walking around this old and empty houseSo hold my hand, I'll walk with you, my dearThe stairs creak as you sleep, it's keeping me awakeIt's the house telling you to close your eyes Turns into: HE! HE! HE! I do not walk around the old empty house So, take my hand, dear I'm with you If stairs, sleeping on moaning, he woke up Say you close your eyes home It takes as long as you want it to, but the more languages you run it through, the funnier it gets. Try it out! Link to post Share on other sites
EmpathyAce Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 This is gold. So I took this: "War born of strife, these trials persuade us not (Feel what? Learn what?) Words without sound, these lies betray our thoughts Mired by a plague of doubt, the Land, she mourns (See what? Hear what?) Judgement binds all we hold to a memory of scorn Tell us why, given Life, we are meant to die, helpless in our cries?" And it became this: Born war disputes, these tests do not tell us (Feel what? What have you learned?) If there is no sound, these lies betray our ideas Suspected plague teasing, land, she mourned (See? Hear it?) We are holding the trial in conjunction scoff memories Tell us why, because life we are to die, but unfortunately in our voices? Broken English is broken. xD Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 'Suspected plague teasing' 'unfortunately in our voices' I died laughing... we broke the English xD Working on another :D Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Blue (Da Ba De) by Eiffel 65 Yo listen up here's a storyAbout a little guy that lives in a blue worldAnd all day and all night and everything he seesIs just blue like him inside and outsideBlue his house with a blue little windowAnd a blue corvetteAnd everything is blue for him and himselfAnd everybody around'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to Becomes: You hear a story About a boy who lives in a blue world Every day and every night and see As well as with blue and Small blue house with blue window Blue frigate Everything is blue and it And everyone around Because I do not listen to its people 'Blue frigate' xD Link to post Share on other sites
General_Bakbar Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 The first verse from Robots by Flight of the Conchords: It is the distant future The year 2000 We are robots The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s. There is no more unhappiness. Affirmative We no longer say ‘yes'. Instead we say ‘affirmative'. Yes - Err - Affirmative. Unless we know the other robot really well. There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants. Well, there's no more elephants, so... Well, still it's good. There's only one kind of dance, The robot Well, the robo boogie... Oh yes, the robo- Two kinds of dances. The same thing translated a bunch: It is the distant future , 2000 We are a robot At this point , the latter half of the 1990s , since the riots of the world of robots , we have completely different . Any more discomfort . Active We , it is not longer said , it is "yes . " Instead , it is known as follows: " Positive " ERR - - it is positive . We , you know each other's robot , so are very good . This is not a more immoral story treatment . Okay, so we do not like ... Well , it's still me. A kind of the only dance , Robot Well , Robobugi ... Oh , robot There are two types of dance . Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 'This is not a more immoral story treatment' xD Nice one! I love the original as well :) Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 'Sail' by Awolnation (I love how much I broke this song xD) This is how I show my loveI made it in my mind becauseI blame it on my A.D.D. babyThis is how an angel diesI blame it on my own supplyBlame it on my A.D.D. babySail!Sail!Sail!Sail!Sail! This is how I show love I have in my head, because I blame my baby A.D.D. This is how dead angel I blame their care I blame the child A.D.D. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Link to post Share on other sites
MiilkyWay Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Thank you so much for making my day with this discovery! I laughed so f*cking hard at my result!!! Boogie Down by MGMT Riding in your tank like you own it, oh You keep on riding in your tank like you own it, uh I said you know I wanna check out your components, uh Girl, you know i wanna check out your components Bombing up the place like you own it, oh You keep on bombing up the place like you own it, oh I said you got the good stuff baby, won't you flaunt it, oh yeah You got the good stuff baby won't you flaunt it, gonna flaunt it. Translated Follow your tank when you have it , youStill in control of your tank as you own , ehI said , you know what I want to check the components , ehGirl, you know you want to check your componentsBombing the place , as if you have it , OLet bombing the place , as if you have OI told you things good baby , will not you swing , oh yes The child will not have a good swing , swing . Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Oh my god! That is too amazing! xD 'Still in control of your tank as you own' Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 You know a song is going to get screwed up when you go from Traditional Chinese to Latin xD 'I Won't Give Up' by Jason Mraz When I look into your eyesIt's like watching the night skyOr a beautiful sunriseWell, there's so much they holdAnd just like them old starsI see that you've come so farTo be right where you areHow old is your soul?Well, I won't give up on usEven if the skies get roughI'm giving you all my loveI'm still looking upAnd when you're needing your spaceTo do some navigatingI'll be here patiently waitingTo see what you find When I look in your eyes? It was like night nice day Oh, so it is necessary Even as an adult stars So far, as I see it, what is you where are your heart? Well, not us Despite the rough I give all my love I am looking for And when you want your site If you want some surfaces Here are patiently waiting See if you can get Link to post Share on other sites
MiilkyWay Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 This is gold! Blood by My Chemical Romance Well they encourage your complete cooperation Send you roses when they think you need to smile I can't control myself because I don't know how And they love me for it honestly I'll be here for a while. So give them blood, blood Gallons of the stuff Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough Give them blood, blood, blood Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood. Translated Well, they are encouraged to full cooperationSend your smile when they think of rosesI can not control, because I do not know howAnd they love me because I 'm a bit of truth here .So donate blood ,A liter of thingsGive all you can drink and it will never be enoughGive blood , blood , bloodHave a drink because it is bitipoplava . Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Google Translate wants us to donate blood xD Nice one! Link to post Share on other sites
MiilkyWay Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I think I discovered a new drink too. Bitipoplava. It sounds nice tbh. Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Bitipoplava xD I need to stop posting these but every time I find it really funny! 'Centuries' by Fall Out Boy Some legends are toldSome turn to dust or to goldBut you will remember meRemember me for centuriesAnd just one mistakeIs all it will takeWe'll go down in historyRemember me for centuriesHey ya, oh heyHey yaRemember me for centuries Some legends say Remove dust and gold But you have Remember my soul Many errors Everyone wants Remember Remember my soul Array 1, Array Hey You Remember my soul Link to post Share on other sites
MiilkyWay Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Dirty Creature by Split Enz Dirty Creature come my way from the bottom of a big black lake Shuffles up to my window making sure I'm awake S'probably gonna pick my brain Got me in a vice-like grip He said one slip, you're dead. Ha. Dirty Creature of habit Little horror here to stay Anyone in his right mind would tell it to go away but the river of dread runs deep full of unspeakable things The creature don't mess around I don't want to mess with him Translated Dirty creatures in my waygreat lake bottomShake my windowTo make sure I was awakeSprobably my brainI put it in the domainPanties, his death.Dirty creatures by natureTerror stick EvomaliOne of his thoughtsI mean why gobut the fear darijeka continueunspeakable thingsDo not waste time with the materialI do not want to play with him Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 I do not want to play with him either xD Link to post Share on other sites
Wannabe Vulcan Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 White Houses by The Animals Original Lyrics: You better get straight Better, better get straight I feel you better get straight right now Better get straight babe They're crying out for love All the time But they fail to see the neighbors eyes The TV is on, 6 o clock news And channels in full colored lies The company meets, the president speaks He's young but his bones creak Young girl dresses for the highschool dance And the guy next door is dying for a peek New Lyrics: You directly Good, honest I think that you have right now Directly girlfriend They're crying out for love All the time But they do not see the community's eyes The TV is on, 6 o clock news And as in all of the island lies The company has followed, the president speak She is young but his bones creak Girl's dresses for the highschool dance And the guy next door is a beat Link to post Share on other sites
MiilkyWay Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 This is the most entertaining thing ever True Colours by Cyndi Lauper You with the sad eyes Don't be discouraged Oh I realize Its hard to take courage In a world full of people You can lose sight of it all And the darkness inside you Can make you feel so small But I see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors True colors are beautiful, Like a rainbow Translated It's sad eyes do not be discouraged Ah , I understand It is difficult to assess , In a world full of people You can see him lose everything Ferretti in you You feel so small , But I see your true face sweat I see your true colors That's why I love So do not be afraid to have their performance true colors True colors are beautiful, like a rainbow Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 This is why you don't use google translate in language lessons... I love it xD And if you like this, check out this link (watch it to the end) 'Say Something' by A Great Big World Say something, I'm giving up on youI'll be the one if you want me toAnywhere I would've followed youSay something, I'm giving up on youAnd I... I'm feeling so smallIt was over my headI know nothing at allAnd I... will stumble and fallI'm still learning to loveJust starting to crawl Something which I command you today I want one I'm not willing to go anywhere, Something which I command you today ... I'm so small, This was my head, 1 Do not know anything ... And the fall, and Not yet Master Check the original Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 I couldn't resist this... apologies for the double post! 'Gives You Hell' by All-American Rejects I wake up every eveningWith a big smile on my faceAnd it never feels out of placeAnd you're still probably workingAt a nine to five paceI wonder how bad that tastesWhen you see my face Hope it gives you hellHope it gives you hellWhen you walk my wayHope it gives you hellHope it gives you hell I wake up every night When a smile on my face. And he did not feel at all. You have a problem and is working. Percentage 5-9 I think it tastes good. When you my face I want to go to hell I want to go to hell When you come walk way I want to go to hell I want to go to hell Link to post Share on other sites
thunderpetal Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 let's mcfreaking lose it here's the first verse of cant feel my face by the weeknd. oh my god. And I , at least we would be in both of numb , she knows it is going to be my deathAnd she will always get my best , the worst is yet to comeAt least we can both beautiful , you stay young foreverThis is , I yeah , this I know , you know no. Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 Awesome! xD Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I've Told You Now by Sam Smith But what the hell Why do you think I come 'round here on my free will? Wasting all my precious time Oh, the truth spills out And oooooo oh I've I've told you now Became... However , Why do you think I owe you money ? He lost precious time operating Ohio I oooooo And now he says : Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 'Operating Ohio' xD 'I'm On Top of the World' by Imagine Dragons If you love somebodyBetter tell them while they’re here ’causeThey just may run away from youYou’ll never know quite when, wellThen again it just depends onHow long of time is left for youI’ve had the highest mountainsI’ve had the deepest riversYou can have it all but life keeps movingI take it in but don’t look down‘Cause I’m on top of the world, ‘ayI’m on top of the world, ‘ayWaiting on this for a while nowPaying my dues to the dirtI’ve been waiting to smile, ‘ayBeen holding it in for a while, ‘ayTake you with me if I canBeen dreaming of this since a childI’m on top of the world. if you love Present when I said You can run only You never know when you'll ; then For how long is left High in the mountains I have deep rivers All the things you can, and even whole moves my soul , But not The world "in AY In the world of "I'm on top of AY It has long wait in AY in "pleasant murmurs While the "AY reservation If possible, return with me The boy why dreams I am in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 Man, this is hilarious xD Want U Back by Cher Lloyd Boy you can say anything you wannaI don't give a shh, no one else can have yaI want you backI want you backWa-want you, want you backUhI broke it off thinking you'd be cryin'Now I feel like shh looking at you flyin'I want you backI want you backWa-want you, want you backUh Man, you mean something I do not give S***, no one can make you I do it back I do it back Wa-We do It Back CLOWNS I broke thought you cry Now I feel like watching S*** posting I do it back I do it back Wa-We Do It Back CLOWNS Link to post Share on other sites
Maiflower Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Last four verses of my favorite song, She's Actual Size by They Might Be Giants Original She's got All the money Money couldn't buy She's got something special That someone left behind She's actual size But she seems much bigger to me Squares may look distant in her rear view mirror But they're actual size As she drives away Her face Stands in portrait On the post office wall She's stuck in my heart now Where my blood belongs She's actual size But she seems much bigger to me I've never known anybody like her She's actual size Nationwide believe Translated All her money, money can not buy her something special that the rest of her actual size. But she seems to be very large, we can see in the distance the rearview mirror of her, but their actual size when she ran all over her face appeared on the walls of post offices in the longitudinal direction, in her heart. My blood, my size she is now. But it seemed vast, and I never knew. As she is the actual size of the point of view of national feeling. Longitudinal direction? Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Anne Thrope Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I did this a while ago with some children songs and I kept the results: Twinkle twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Up above the world so high Like a diamond in the sky After translation: Twinkie little star twinkie I would assume World increased If diamonds sky Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Anne Thrope Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout Down came the rain and washed the spider out Out came the sun and dried up all the rain And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again After translation: Cold water bitsy spider The rain came down and washed the spider out After rain the sun and dry Bitsy spider and return to cool Link to post Share on other sites
Maiflower Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Peaches by The Presidents of the United States of America Original Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtown If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches [x4] Take a little nap where the roots all twist Squished a rotten peach in my fist and dreamed about you, woman I poked my finger down inside Make a little worm for an ant to hide Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches for free Look out! Translated Peaches come from a place where they can be a man In a coffee factory If I have my small way, I will eat peaches every day Sun soakin bulge in the shadows of Moving to the country, will eat a lot of peaches [X4] To have a little rest and enjoy twisted roots Crushed a rotten peach in my fist I dream of you, ladies I stick my finger down inside a little worm Candy substance hidden ants in my hand, or maybe, or a peach pie For my peach million Free millions dig Beware! Link to post Share on other sites
DannyFenton123 Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share Posted September 3, 2015 Haha these are awesome! I love them xD Link to post Share on other sites
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