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http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/050702/index.shtml

2013 Mod Edit: Among the many articles posted in the page linked above, the one the OP is referring to is the following:

Houseplant Admits to Asexuality

LIVING ROOM (DPI) - A fern sitting in the corner of the living room has
publicly admitted that it
is asexual. "Something inside is telling me that I can hide the truth no
longer," it said at a public press conference today. "I'm asexual, and I'm
proud of it." Rumors about the fern's supposed sexual preference abounded
when it was seen in an underground asexual bar where asexuals go to meet
themselves. The cactus that props open the door to the backyard could not be
reached for comment.

(Reported by Danny Gallagher)

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