Lone Ranger Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I think you suffer from tinnitus If a fat man puts you in a bag at night then don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
demiandproud Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 ...and you think endorsing human trafficking or kidnapping puts you on the "nice" list? My day is brighter now that I can buy you a drink. What's your poison? Link to post Share on other sites
SignerJ Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Coba venom. I hear it does wonders when spat at people.Do you trade Pokemon? 'Cause I'd love a Peek-at-chu. Link to post Share on other sites
demiandproud Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I am always happy to be electro-cute. I bring a taser everywhere, in fact. You make my heart race faster than a Formula 1 car. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Ranger Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Clearly you don't know anything about Formula 1You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 1, 2015 Author Share Posted August 1, 2015 Are you calling me a cause of diabetes! when god made you he was showing off Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Ranger Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I won't be showing anything, I'll just be offDon't tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for Yes, or do a backflip for No. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 *smiles* Oooh, I never say no to free food. However I would hate to be a burden, time is money and all, so you can just pay and leave. Hello, I'm a thief. I'm here to steal your heart Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Ranger Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Good luck, You couldn't even if you had Danny Ocean to help you. Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite. Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Am I smiling? Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about you. Yeah, I was thinking of taking you to court for harassment. I'm tired, can I use you as a pillow? Link to post Share on other sites
Robuk Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn you down... Would you like Taco out for some Mexican food? I'd Tortilla love it if you would? Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Leave now and I won't PUNish you for that sentence. There's too much starch in my pants. You're making me stiff. Link to post Share on other sites
SignerJ Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Maybe you should go home and do some laundry to loosen up.Are you a firefly? 'Cause you light up my world. Link to post Share on other sites
KuraiTsuki Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Your world must be pretty dark if a firefly makes that much of a difference. Could you back up a bit? You're blocking the sun. That's what lights up the world. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Ranger Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 No, but I will "charge" you for stalking me I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam) Link to post Share on other sites
Robuk Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Wow, your mother looks just like you! Are your parents artists? Because they have created a perfect masterpiece... Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Please excuse me, I have to get back to the gallery before the curator notices I'm gone. If you were a star, I'd stay up all night to gaze at you Link to post Share on other sites
KuraiTsuki Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Oh no! There's no need for you to lose sleep over me. You should go home and rest. Seriously, go home. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? Link to post Share on other sites
SignerJ Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 They do. They're called "birds." Are you a Firefly-class transport? Because looking at you makes me think of Serenity. (I'm probably stretching the reference a little bit too far, there. <_<) Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 It is an easy mistake to make, but wrong universe, in fact I am a Dalek war ship. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE (although to be honest, that pick up line might almost work on me :D ) (I hate myself for this one, it's "The Doctor"!!!!!) Are you Doctor Who, because I would run off with you in the middle of the night. Link to post Share on other sites
Robuk Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 No, I'm actually a weeping angel. Why don't you turn around and I'll give you a hug? They say you are what you eat. I didn't realise I ate a love god this morning. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 How weird. This morning I ate someone who wasn't interested. I see you're with a group of friends. I'd strangle them all just for the chance to be alone with you. Link to post Share on other sites
KuraiTsuki Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Do I need to call the cops? You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not. Link to post Share on other sites
SignerJ Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 You're right! Let's stay that way.I want you to be the Anakin to my Padme. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted August 5, 2015 Author Share Posted August 5, 2015 Wait a second, are you CALLING ME DARTH VADER!!!! (hope I got this right, not as familiar with Star Wars, I know, I need to turn in my geek card) Are you an alien, because you just abducted my heart. Link to post Share on other sites
Robuk Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Excuse me, I have to phone home *walks off and thinks that was a close encounter of the nerd kind* What starts with a drink and ends in you and me? Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 This haiku: A drink you've asked for But cannot be. A canyon stands 'tween you and me Is that a steering wheel in your pants, because you've been driving me crazy all night. Link to post Share on other sites
KuraiTsuki Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Do I look fat enough that a steering wheel could even fit in my pants? You're on my list of things to do tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
tanafluk Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Too bad, because I'm already done. Sorry for staring, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Link to post Share on other sites
KuraiTsuki Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Wow! You can predict the future? Can you see then how it would all go horribly wrong? My love for you is like dividing by zero- it cannot be defined! Link to post Share on other sites
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