Lord of the nerds Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Yep, sadly, you will never actually reach me. Are you a Saturn V? Because I need a heavy lifter fro my jaw. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 If you don't back off, you'll need a brace for your jaw Are you a speeding ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you Link to post Share on other sites
Ammy-G Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 You are the one that needs to slow down, and by the way you owe me $50.00 now that you said that! how's that for a fine jack***!!! First someone shoots an arrow through the front door of my house, and now cupid shoots an arrow through my heart, damn my luck! Link to post Share on other sites
SorryNotSorry Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Hey, Cupid... how about shooting both of us next time? How about I crack you over the head with a club and drag you back to my cave by your hair? Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 How about no. Do you see stars, because I could be your angel. Link to post Share on other sites
Kere Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 No, I see my devil throwing your angel out. Is your name Ariel? I think we mermaid for each other. (I love mermaids and couldn't resist!) Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I think my tail needs washing. You glow with angelic glory. Link to post Share on other sites
ItWasNiceKnowingYou Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Sorry that's just my "I really don't give a f*ck" glow showing. Do you know to rearrange the alphabet so i may put u and i together? Link to post Share on other sites
WobblyWallaby Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 They got it right the first time with the N and the O You must be my Horcrux...because you complete me. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 The only things I complete are jigsaw puzzles (also not sure what that is) How much does a polar bear weigh? Link to post Share on other sites
Kere Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Not enough for me to agree to go out with you. (A Horcrux is a magical item from the world of Harry Potter in which a dark wizard or witch hid a portion of their soul for the purpose of attaining immortality.) I heard you were good at algebra. Would you replace my X and not ask Y? Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Only if I can replace it with a NO Do you like Pizza? Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 I love pizza. Which is why I am turning the entire world into an intergalactic pizza oven. I am afraid I will have to burn your planet, and all you puny humans in the process! Mwahahahahaha If I were a method in a java programme, would you call me? Link to post Share on other sites
LettACE Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 public static int findLoser(int you) Well hello there, I'm Icarus. Are you the sun? Cause I think I'm falling for you. (Wow these are terrible) Link to post Share on other sites
PHOENIX97 Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 "It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out." Link to post Share on other sites
carbomb Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Sorry man, I'm actually a libertarian and don't believe in public libraries. Speaking of libertarianism, did you know that the government is stealing from you? Yeah, taxation is technically a form of theft and we need to abolish..... Link to post Share on other sites
The Terrible Travis Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, yourcaptaiin said: Sorry man, I'm actually a libertarian and don't believe in public libraries. Speaking of libertarianism, did you know that the government is stealing from you? Yeah, taxation is technically a form of theft and we need to abolish..... no wonder you're single Link to post Share on other sites
carbomb Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, AcePsycho86 said: no wonder you're single uuummmmm excuse your presumptuous ass. im in a committed relationship with the honorable neil gorsuch. But for real, though, public libraries are great and must be preserved, which is why I volunteer at one. Link to post Share on other sites
The Terrible Travis Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, yourcaptaiin said: uuummmmm excuse your presumptuous ass. im in a committed relationship with the honorable neil gorsuch. better not tell ted cruz that Link to post Share on other sites
carbomb Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, AcePsycho86 said: better not tell ted cruz that oh right i forgot it's a polygamous relationship and teds in it too Link to post Share on other sites
The Terrible Travis Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, yourcaptaiin said: oh right i forgot it's a polygamous relationship and teds in it too mike pence has a shocking gift for all three of you Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 If this sounds like a pick-up line, it's because it is. Date? Link to post Share on other sites
Jaysong Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 No, sorry, I prefer figs. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Actually they evolved into modern day birds, so technically they do exist. Do you like pizza? Wanna grab a slice with me? Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Not really. I only like cheese pizza. Are you a tv, cause you just turned me on. (Sorry. I'm really bad at pick up lines and comebacks.) Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 No. TVs only turn things on in the CS department. Are you Wikipedia? Because I could stare at you for hours. Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Go back to Wikipedia and look up a better pick up line. You are the world to me! Link to post Share on other sites
Zendalis Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 That would explain why I see you as an insignificant speck. Has anyone told you how hot you are today? Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Yes actually, the temperature is very hot here. We are expecting a heat wave. How much does a polar bear weigh? Link to post Share on other sites
Nea Rose Symphony Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Enough to crush your body? Are you trash? I want to take you out. (May have done this one before) Link to post Share on other sites
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