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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

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Lord of the nerds

Yep, sadly, you will never actually reach me.

Are you a Saturn V? Because I need a heavy lifter fro my jaw.

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

If you don't back off, you'll need a brace for your jaw

Are you a speeding ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you

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  • 6 months later...

You are the one that needs to slow down, and by the way you owe me $50.00 now that you said that! how's that for a fine jack***!!!

 

First someone shoots an arrow through the front door of my house, and now cupid shoots an arrow through my heart, damn my luck! 

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SorryNotSorry

Hey, Cupid... how about shooting both of us next time?

 

How about I crack you over the head with a club and drag you back to my cave by your hair?

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How about no.

 

Do you see stars, because I could be your angel. 

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No, I see my devil throwing your angel out.

 

Is your name Ariel?  I think we mermaid for each other.  (I love mermaids and couldn't resist!)

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I think my tail needs washing.

 

You glow with angelic glory.

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ItWasNiceKnowingYou

Sorry that's just my "I really don't give a f*ck" glow showing.

 

 

 

Do you know to rearrange the alphabet so i may put u and i together?

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WobblyWallaby

They got it right the first time with the N and the O

 

You must be my Horcrux...because you complete me.

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The only things I complete are jigsaw puzzles (also not sure what that is)

 

How much does a polar bear weigh? 

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Not enough for me to agree to go out with you.

 

(A Horcrux is a magical item from the world of Harry Potter in which a dark wizard or witch hid a portion of their soul for the purpose of attaining immortality.)

 

I heard you were good at algebra.  Would you replace my X and not ask Y?

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Vicky Angel

Only if I can replace it with a NO

 

Do you like Pizza?

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

I love pizza. Which is why I am turning the entire world into an intergalactic pizza oven. I am afraid I will have to burn your planet, and all you puny humans in the process! Mwahahahahaha

 

If I were a method in a java programme, would you call me?

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  • 3 weeks later...

public static int findLoser(int you)

 

Well hello there, I'm Icarus. Are you the sun? Cause I think I'm falling for you. 

 

 

(Wow these are terrible)

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"It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."

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Sorry man, I'm actually a libertarian and don't believe in public libraries. Speaking of libertarianism, did you know that the government is stealing from you? Yeah, taxation is technically a form of theft and we need to abolish.....

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The Terrible Travis
15 minutes ago, yourcaptaiin said:

Sorry man, I'm actually a libertarian and don't believe in public libraries. Speaking of libertarianism, did you know that the government is stealing from you? Yeah, taxation is technically a form of theft and we need to abolish.....

no wonder you're single

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3 minutes ago, AcePsycho86 said:

no wonder you're single

uuummmmm excuse your presumptuous ass. im in a committed relationship with the honorable neil gorsuch.

 

But for real, though, public libraries are great and must be preserved, which is why I volunteer at one.

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The Terrible Travis
2 minutes ago, yourcaptaiin said:

uuummmmm excuse your presumptuous ass. im in a committed relationship with the honorable neil gorsuch.

better not tell ted cruz that

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1 minute ago, AcePsycho86 said:

better not tell ted cruz that

oh right i forgot it's a polygamous relationship and teds in it too

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The Terrible Travis
1 minute ago, yourcaptaiin said:

oh right i forgot it's a polygamous relationship and teds in it too

mike pence has a shocking gift for all three of you

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If this sounds like a pick-up line, it's because it is. Date?

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No, sorry, I prefer figs.

 

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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Vicky Angel

Actually they evolved into modern day birds, so technically they do exist.

 

Do you like pizza?  Wanna grab a slice with me?

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Not really. I only like cheese pizza.

 

Are you a tv, cause you just turned me on.

 

(Sorry. I'm really bad at pick up lines and comebacks.)

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No. TVs only turn things on in the CS department.

 

Are you Wikipedia? Because I could stare at you for hours.

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Go back to Wikipedia and look up a better pick up line.

 

 

You are the world to me!

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That would explain why I see you as an insignificant speck.

 

Has anyone told you how hot you are today?

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Vicky Angel

Yes actually, the temperature is very hot here.  We are expecting a heat wave.

 

How much does a polar bear weigh?  

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Nea Rose Symphony

Enough to crush your body?

 

Are you trash? I want to take you out.

(May have done this one before)

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