Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 So this is based on a thread that was floating around a while back, and now it is becoming a game. Not all aces are against dating or even being 'picked up', but if you should ever need to shut down a come on, then your inspiration is right here. RULESReply to the person above with a shut down, and then try to pick up the person below. Check the spoiler for inspiration, but no, you don't have to reply with a meme :D Are you google? Because you have everything I'm searching for. Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Yeah, I bet you just love Google Images, huh? <_< (Sorry if this is a bit lame, I don't do pick-up lines... :lol:) *Someone enters the room* Did someone turn the lights on? 'Cause I swear the room lit up just now. ;) Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 I was trying to electrocute you, sadly it only caused a flash of light. (the lamer the better :D ) That top would look lovely on my floor Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Skittlez Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 You should call your interior decorator and let them know. (Best I could come up with :P) I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Nah, I'd rather you didn't lose my number too. -_- (Another lame pick-up line approaching...) I had a dream where I was in heaven. I saw an angel that looked just like you. ;) Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 What a coincidence, you starred in my dreams too, except I was in hell. (googles 'cheesy pick up lines') If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I guess I'll have to start skipping red lights. (This one's a bit dirty :P) If you were a horse, I'd ride you all day. 8) Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Have you just fallen from heaven? ...'cos you look like you've landed on your face....!! Link to post Share on other sites
Robuk Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If I was a horse and saw you coming, I'd trot on... And yes, I did land on my face which is why it looks like this. Unfortunately for you, yours is pure genetics... 2 for 1 :) Link to post Share on other sites
Robuk Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Would you like to go out for a meal sometime? Maybe breakfast at mine tomorrow? Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Sorry but I've already had one stomach bug thiis month, I don't need to vomit again Your place or mine? Link to post Share on other sites
Lover Of Cats And Cake Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I don't want to leave yet! (That was bad, I know, but oh well) I've got a thing for people like you... Link to post Share on other sites
SpeckledAngel Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Me too! Mine's called pepper spray. (also googled for a line because countering is fun, saying less so :P ) I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 And I can see the court room that's separating us during the harassment hearing. You might be real butter, baby, but I'll spread you like margarine. Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Skittlez Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 So you're saying I'm fat? Are you a beaver? Because dam. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 What about the dam? Is it causing flooding on your property? There may be a way to politely get the beavers to move the dam. You should probably google "beaver determents." Though, you seem to know a lot about the subject already. You so fine, you gonna be my student loan. I'm gonna have you for-ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Skittlez Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You may want to reevaluate your financial plan... Hey baby, what's your sign? (XD I couldn't resist) Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 "Stop" If I was a surgeon, I'd attach myself to your hip. Link to post Share on other sites
Wannabe Vulcan Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You must be a really bad surgeon... Are you a carbon sample? Because I'd love to date you (what more do you expect from someone with Spock as his avatar?). Link to post Share on other sites
A Member Once Known As tqz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 No, silly! I'm a carbon-based life form. What you're looking for is an inanimate object to collect and date. ————— Do you have a taste for cake with which you could assist me in choosing my free sample from this picture catalog with exquisite descriptions about them? As an asexual, I certainly wouldn't mind sharing the cake sample for your awesome help. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Sorry. I have to go wash my hair right now. If life was a fantasy novel, "You" would be the title. Link to post Share on other sites
AlwaysADreamer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Can I skip to the part where I leave? *drops an ice cube* What do you know, I just broke the ice. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 :slips on ice and falls: "looks like you also made a lawsuit" You know the moon wasn't always there. I went to space and hung it just for you. Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 And I hung the sun so I'd go blind and not have to see it. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see. Link to post Share on other sites
VindicatorPhoenix Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm surprised, I thought 10 was quite a common shoe size where I come from. So you're saying I have average-sized feet? Uhhh, cool? (One does not simply make "smooth" pick-up lines where I come from) Here, I picked this flower just for you. It's red and maybe, uhhh... that means love is involved and uhhh, red is a cool Valentine's Day color so maybe that means we'll go, uhh... see a film shown in a movie theater because that's an example of a romantic evening that Google told me about. Maybe we'll see Iron Man because robots are cool and oh yeah, he's kinda... red, like the flower I picked for you! Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 *sneezes* I love red too *sneezes again, with lots of sniffling* I particularly like red on traffic lights *sneezes on person* Oh, and I'm allergic to flowers. On a scale of 1 to 10, your a 9, and I'm the 1 you need. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Ranger Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 So you tell me I'm fat and almost maxing out the scale. If I were to ask you out on a date, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question? Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Skittlez Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 You fool! My robot brain can't process paradoxes! (Pretends to short-circuit until they leave) Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 24, 2015 Author Share Posted July 24, 2015 it is a mirror, and those are your pants, please stay in them. Have you got your lecture timetable, because I could have sworn we had chemistry Link to post Share on other sites
KuraiTsuki Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Please excuse me while I go change my classes. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Link to post Share on other sites
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