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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

So this is based on a thread that was floating around a while back, and now it is becoming a game.

Not all aces are against dating or even being 'picked up', but if you should ever need to shut down a come on, then your inspiration is right here.

RULES
Reply to the person above with a shut down, and then try to pick up the person below.

Check the spoiler for inspiration, but no, you don't have to reply with a meme :D

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Are you google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.

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Confusion 0

Yeah, I bet you just love Google Images, huh? <_<

(Sorry if this is a bit lame, I don't do pick-up lines... :lol:)

*Someone enters the room* Did someone turn the lights on? 'Cause I swear the room lit up just now. ;)

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

I was trying to electrocute you, sadly it only caused a flash of light.

(the lamer the better :D )

That top would look lovely on my floor

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Mad Skittlez

You should call your interior decorator and let them know.

(Best I could come up with :P)

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

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Confusion 0

Nah, I'd rather you didn't lose my number too. -_-

(Another lame pick-up line approaching...)

I had a dream where I was in heaven. I saw an angel that looked just like you. ;)

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

What a coincidence, you starred in my dreams too, except I was in hell.

(googles 'cheesy pick up lines')

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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Confusion 0

I guess I'll have to start skipping red lights.

(This one's a bit dirty :P)

If you were a horse, I'd ride you all day. 8)

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Have you just fallen from heaven?

...'cos you look like you've landed on your face....!!

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If I was a horse and saw you coming, I'd trot on...

And yes, I did land on my face which is why it looks like this. Unfortunately for you, yours is pure genetics...

2 for 1 :)

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Would you like to go out for a meal sometime? Maybe breakfast at mine tomorrow?

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

Sorry but I've already had one stomach bug thiis month, I don't need to vomit again

Your place or mine?

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Lover Of Cats And Cake

I don't want to leave yet!

(That was bad, I know, but oh well)

I've got a thing for people like you...

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SpeckledAngel

Me too! Mine's called pepper spray.

(also googled for a line because countering is fun, saying less so :P )

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

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And I can see the court room that's separating us during the harassment hearing.

You might be real butter, baby, but I'll spread you like margarine.

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Mad Skittlez

So you're saying I'm fat?

Are you a beaver? Because dam.

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What about the dam? Is it causing flooding on your property? There may be a way to politely get the beavers to move the dam. You should probably google "beaver determents." Though, you seem to know a lot about the subject already.

You so fine, you gonna be my student loan. I'm gonna have you for-ever.

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Mad Skittlez

You may want to reevaluate your financial plan...

Hey baby, what's your sign?

(XD I couldn't resist)

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"Stop"

If I was a surgeon, I'd attach myself to your hip.

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Wannabe Vulcan

You must be a really bad surgeon...

Are you a carbon sample? Because I'd love to date you (what more do you expect from someone with Spock as his avatar?).

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A Member Once Known As tqz

No, silly! I'm a carbon-based life form. What you're looking for is an inanimate object to collect and date.

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Do you have a taste for cake with which you could assist me in choosing my free sample from this picture catalog with exquisite descriptions about them? As an asexual, I certainly wouldn't mind sharing the cake sample for your awesome help.

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Sorry. I have to go wash my hair right now.

If life was a fantasy novel, "You" would be the title.

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AlwaysADreamer

Can I skip to the part where I leave?

*drops an ice cube* What do you know, I just broke the ice.

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:slips on ice and falls: "looks like you also made a lawsuit"

You know the moon wasn't always there. I went to space and hung it just for you.

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Waist of Thyme

And I hung the sun so I'd go blind and not have to see it.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

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VindicatorPhoenix

I'm surprised, I thought 10 was quite a common shoe size where I come from. So you're saying I have average-sized feet? Uhhh, cool? :blink:

(One does not simply make "smooth" pick-up lines where I come from)

Here, I picked this flower just for you. It's red and maybe, uhhh... that means love is involved and uhhh, red is a cool Valentine's Day color so maybe that means we'll go, uhh... see a film shown in a movie theater because that's an example of a romantic evening that Google told me about. Maybe we'll see Iron Man because robots are cool and oh yeah, he's kinda... red, like the flower I picked for you!

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

*sneezes* I love red too *sneezes again, with lots of sniffling* I particularly like red on traffic lights *sneezes on person* Oh, and I'm allergic to flowers.

On a scale of 1 to 10, your a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

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Lone Ranger

So you tell me I'm fat and almost maxing out the scale.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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Mad Skittlez

You fool! My robot brain can't process paradoxes! (Pretends to short-circuit until they leave)

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

it is a mirror, and those are your pants, please stay in them.

Have you got your lecture timetable, because I could have sworn we had chemistry

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Please excuse me while I go change my classes.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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