It is a truth universally acknowledged that...... (game)

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

Remember those poor buggers who are nails today.

Goodnight sweet prince, may flights of angels.......

[XYZ96]

Carry you away to the land of darkness

Be awesome to....

[chuckylover911]

...-day, and every day after that.

I do not like ham, Sam....

[LaMaestra]

...but I love bread, Fred.

Procrastination is the...

[A Member Once Known As tqz]

…best thing I have yet to do.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask…

[nicknack12]

What's really in this meatloaf?!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

[XYZ96]

a rotting apple

Reach for the...

[nicknack12]

Book on your left...no, your other left! Ugh, I'll get it myself!

When in doubt...

[Confusion 0]

... Ask Confusion ;)

(Oops, should have read the rules first :lol:)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if...

[nicknack12]

Chucky chased the woodchuck into a cherry tree

Slow and steady...

[VZwolf]

...laughed the Hare to the Tortoise, before the Tortoise won the race.

My heart says yes...

[Confusion 0]

... but I have no idea how it can even talk.

Time heals all...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

relationships.......Usually

A journey of a thousand miles, begins with......

[Rockblossom]

.. a lot of charges on the credit card.

When one door closes, ...

[Kappamaki]

... speak "friend" and enter.

Not all those who wander...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

will stop and ask for directions.

Now is the winter of.......

[Rockblossom]

... 2015, in the southern hemisphere.

A dictionary is ...

[Confusion 0]

... something I am yet to grasp the concept of.

Dogs are a...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

really wriggly hot water bottles

It is a truth universally acknowledged that......

[AlwaysADreamer]

this thread is addictively awesome :)

Double, double, toil and...

[rafe the queen]

Fricken Doughnuts

Live life like

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

You are wanted by the police

# love is.........

[Confusion 0]

... a lot more diverse than we're brought up to think.

She sells sea shells...

[XYZ96]

at McDonalds

Home sweet ...

[rafe the queen]

Spiderman

It's raining cats and

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

they are VERY angry

It's an ill wind that blows.....

[AlwaysADreamer]

... when someone with the flu farts.

The early bird...

[Confusion 0]

...-watcher is a smart bird-watcher.

The grass is always...

[nicknack12]

dying wherever I step...and the birds stop singing...and there's this creepy fog that appears whenever I walk into a room

If it isn't broken...

[Rockblossom]

...then your house is free of small children and pets.

If I had a hammer ...