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your Google-fu, StackOver-fu and your Wiki-fu.

 

Gentlemen. I appear to have...

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

a lampshade on my head.


These are the voyages of the Star Ship Enterprise, it's continuing mission, to.....

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bluedragonwings

propagate sexist attitudes and technobabble, all while killing a red shirt or two.

 

Space, the final.....

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...And biggest need for claustrophobes everywhere!

 

It was the best of times, it was the worst...

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...day to get run over by a bus.

 

There is nothing quite so bad...

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that it can't be fixed by milkshakes.

 

 

 

Close only counts in horseshoes and...

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bluedragonwings

events that involve magnets.

 

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four....

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...horses produce a lot of fertilizer.

 

 

 

To err is human, to forgive....

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bluedragonwings

is to accept that they will likely just do it again.

 

::singing: We will, we will,.....

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Tofu Soup with Rice

... Change the world for the better.

 

I've had a wonderful day. This wasn't...

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LoyalandTrue

really how I thought it would end, though

 

 

I've had the time of my life; No, I've never felt this way before. Yes I swear, it's the truth; And I owe it all to...

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...nobody!

 

That engineer...

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LoyalandTrue

must have worked very hard to become an engineer.

 

And another one, and another one, and another one...

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Wafflefrolic

and ok that's probably enough now.

 

Santa Clause is coming...

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Stripes840

to Heaven soon.

It does not do....

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LoyalandTrue

what it ought to be doing. Oh god, make it stop.

 

I love you like a love song, baby, and I keep hitting...

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bluedragonwings

all the wrong notes.

 

Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: [looks back, laughing] No, Mr Bond, I expect you to.......

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LoyalandTrue

blather on for a good 15 minutes, revealing all your plans.

 

It started with a whisper, and that was when I...

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LoyalandTrue

Lego (tm) Hogwarts Castle Set, it's very valuable and precious to me.

 

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

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Chloe O'Leary

Both of us as we're the founders.

Houston, we have a...

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firewallflower

tomato.

 

The course of true love...

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firewallflower

your socks.

 

Cross that bridge when...

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...it's on fire.

 

 

Peter Piper picked a pack of...

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Phantasmal Fingers

paper tissues.

 

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and...

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...this machine I invented that can peel two dozen bananas in half a second.

 

Don't bite the hand that...

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IrishArcher

...your clock is in an airplane.

 

How much wood could a...

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...Beaver use to make his home

 

It's a universal truth that humans die in pursuit of wealth and birds...

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