It is a truth universally acknowledged that...... (game)

[Winnie_A]

...please give California a turn for a while.

Quoth the raven....

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

"I'm not evil, just misunderstood"

The darkest hour is.....

[chuckylover911]

...when you close your laptop to go to sleep.

Ring around the rosie...

[AlwaysADreamer]

indicates whether it is romantically attached or not.

The hills are alive with the sound of...

[RhuinHruda]

of a bunch of insects swarming over your hard-planted crops.

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is.....

[chuckylover911]

...just really annoying.

There's always a rainbow after...

[Rockblossom]

..the Gay Pride Parade.

One, two, buckle my shoe ...

[chuckylover911]

3 4 5 6... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BUCKLES?

If you can't love yourself...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

Then please at least be kind to yourself

A rose by any other name would.....

[chuckylover911]

...sound just wrong.

Only the good...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

Are persecuted by society

He's not heavy he's

[Autumn Sunrise]

just lost his wheels.

With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes . . .

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

Shee would make a terrible burglar

If you're happy and you know it.....

[chuckylover911]

...don't tell anybody else or they'll find a way to ruin it for you.

Dead men tell...

[AlwaysADreamer]

...jokes that'll kill you.

I took a stroll down the ol' long walk...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

and whistled to myself.

Youth will have.....

[Winnie_A]

...to become middle aged eventually.

You can lead a horse to water....

[Rockblossom]

...but you can't make him stay on the jet ski.

In for a penny ...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

But will work for pudding instead

Freinds, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your......

[Aworld]

...credit card and PIN.

Where there's a will, there's a ...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

Grumpy teenager in opposition.

Blessed are the meek for they....

[Rockblossom]

...will let you take the parking space without a shouting match.

People who live in glass houses ...

[ItWasNiceKnowingYou]

Always stock up on band aids

If you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

You are an idiot ;)

The rain in Spain.......

[ItWasNiceKnowingYou]

...is better to be than the Running with the Bulls...those things are viscous!!!

To be free is to be...

[Aworld]

...costing no amount of money.

Keep calm and ...

[AlwaysADreamer]

... panic internally. (I really wanted to say DFTBA, but that's less original :D )

THIS. IS. ....

[chuckylover911]

...MY. FIANCE. Say hi.

An apple a day...

[RhuinHruda]

Will help toughen up your gums.

When you fall of the horse....

[Aceade]

...try not to get trampled.

When in doubt...