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It is a truth universally acknowledged that...... (game)

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Vicky Angel

need, the last thing to do is fill up on greed

 

A penny earned is a ....

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

rubbish wage and barely worth it.

 

It's not you, it's....

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Vicky Angel

your ego and your id. 

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

The show must go

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bluedragonwings

to broadway. It will get all the greatest reviews.

 

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Vicky Angel

still my land.

 

Beans and carrots are...

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Kere

...better when dipped in cheese.

 

What goes around...

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Responded to wrong post

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bluedragonwings

is likely not a rectangle.

 

A penny saved is....

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Vicky Angel

one more penny than before

 

A parrot can only dance when .....

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bluedragonwings

A professional jazz band is playing ska music.

 

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Kere

Have a nice double date.

 

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encourage-mint

airlock.

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many many feathers.

 

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hermit.

 

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The week's garbage.

 

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bluedragonwings

the flybot 9000. Guaranteed to worker 200% better than traditional methods.

 

You have the right to remain.....

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Fluffy Dragon

outside if you wish to smoke

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Planet Ace

Your other purse, that you left at home that day. 

 

What's good for the goose is . . .

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Kere

...Eating lots of grass, roots, and sprouts.

 

Don't count your chickens...

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Before they turn into velociraptors.

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Planet Ace

"GOOD MORNING!" Very loudly and cheerfully, very early in the morning, to a friend who you know has an extremely colicky newborn baby and probably hasn't slept a wink.

 

A watched pot never . . .

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Kere

...Sneaks off for wild parties with Mrs. Potts, Chip, Lumiere, and Cogsworth.

 

A stitch in time...

 

 

 

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Aceade

...needs to be performed in four dimensions at once, otherwise the strings fall apart.

 

Let there be...

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Tofu Soup with Rice

...Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet Earth.

 

I've had a wonderful day. This wasn't...

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ItsTeaTimeSomewhere

...nearly as painful as the last time we attempted to summon beasts from the spirit realm.

 

That idiot's about to...

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bluedragonwings

dance like nobody is watching. And yet we are all staring.

 

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...65 year-old former pop/rock star  (**it had no effect**)

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...sit on my cake for three hours?!?!

 

Nimrod Bodfish, have you...

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

finished your cup of tea yet? I need to do the dishes.
 

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom.........

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Coakes

Save the Bees. Save the Bees.

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