It is a truth universally acknowledged that...... (game)

[Guest 222]

Be paid for in advance to ensure maximum profit should the performance falter.

Break a...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

promise to a child and they may never forgive you

 

The phantom of the opera is....................

[Fluffy Dragon]

that guy that killed everybody

One in the hand is with two in the

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest 222]

hands, as you can hold twice as much with both.

Be that as it may...

[bluedragonwings]

, it really is June.

 

Oh Suzie Q Baby, I love ...

[Aceade]

...the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

Fool me once...

[bluedragonwings]

but I will never wear that jester hat again.

 

One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you...

[Guest Jetsun Milarepa]

...wish you hadn't taken the first pill!

 

All work and no play....

[Kuebiko]

makes Jack a rich man.

 

Get a girl...

[Vicky Angel]

and you have the world

 

If a ruler folds...

[Guest 222]

They they probably have no joints.

 

What can't be fixed.....

[Vicky Angel]

Was never broken.

 

If a tree falls...

[bluedragonwings]

A lumberjack gets their boots. 

 

Ever drifting down the stream-- Lingering in the golden gleam-- Life, what is it but....

[Vicky Angel]

a nursery rhyme about a crocodile.

 

IF at first you don't win....

[Groovy Teacakes]

...Give all your opponents food poisoning with an out of date cake.

 

Great minds think alike, fools...

[Vicky Angel]

becasue all villains says fool and that is how you know they are villains.

 

If a walk in the woods is healthy....

[Annie9]

Then eating cake is healthy.

 

difficult roads of lead to...

[Groovy Teacakes]

...Then is a hawk in the hood wealthy?

 

All for one and...

[Groovy Teacakes]

(Oh no sorry I messed it up)

[Annie9]

Doesn't matter, let's continue.

 

[Vicky Angel]

Difficult roads lead to - tired feet.

 

All for one - including cake, but it's nice to share.

 

When a baby laughs....

[Annie9]

They will soon cry.

 

stars can't shine without...

[Groovy Teacakes]

A large supply of hydrogen.

 

Aim for the moon because if you miss...

[Vicky Angel]

you still did better than those who never tried,

 

If a cake represents life...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

Then life must go off within a week. Ewww, I thought something was wrong!

Actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, time is more like....

[bluedragonwings]

a feeling. A feeling of being late.

 

Bow ties are ....

[Vicky Angel]

tired bows

 

Pigeons represent life because...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

They are adorable, but if you look closely they are all sort of lost and confused.

 

 

Never be cruel, and never be cowardly, and if you....

[Vicky Angel]

Do you are a lion. 

 

If the fire lives ....

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

in a wooden house, things can get dangerous very quickly

 

When I find myself in times of.....