It is a truth universally acknowledged that...... (game)

[nicknack12]

If you smell like steak mayonnaise

If at first you don't succeed...

[AlwaysADreamer]

act like you did and have some cake.

Of course it's happening inside your head. But why should that mean...

[RhuinHruda]

that your head is really your head and not someone else's?

The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like....

[Psidium]

... they are professional sommeliers.

Sticks and stones can break my bones...

[AlwaysADreamer]

so from here on out I'm going to avoid confrontation with them.

Out of sight, out of...

[chuckylover911]

...reachable distance.

You shall not...

[RhuinHruda]

pass for you failed to study.

May the Force be.....

[AlwaysADreamer]

gentle.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if...

[Guest]

...it had gone through four weeks of rigorous training beforehand?

I am become death, ....

[chuckylover911]

...after stepping on a lego.

Snitches get...

[AlwaysADreamer]

polished before every Quidditch match.

Cheaters never...

[rafe the queen]

Cheat

Not all those who wander

[chuckylover911]

...are wondering on purpose.

Two can keep a secret...

[rafe the queen]

if they don't work in retail

Too many cooks

[Guest]

...make the air in the kitchen stale to breathe.

The early bird...

[AlwaysADreamer]

annoys everyone else.

Momma always said...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

Ask your father

There's no point in being grown up if....

[Rockblossom]

.. you can't have bigger toys.

One man's meat is ...

[nicknack12]

about to be poisoned

Though I walk through the valley in the shadow of death....

[Rockblossom]

... I save a ton on sunscreen.

Absolute power ...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

comes with ALOT of responsibility

You can't have your cake and.....

[nicknack12]

your presents, because we gave them to your brother. Sorry.

No such thing as a free...

[Rockblossom]

...market economy.

Are you a man or ...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

a masculine-leaning agendered person?

No one can make you feel inferior without.....

[Winnie_A]

...being a real jerk.

All you need is...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

shelter, clothing, food and a million dollars

Money can't buy......

[Winnie_A]

...you anything in the Federation of Planets, because they operate in a moneyless new world economy.

What goes up...

[Rockblossom]

...on Facebook can never be erased completely.

The night is dark and ...

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

cold.

Murphy's law: anything that can go wrong will........

[Nixtmar]

...explode before it can happen.

Rain, Rain, go away....