RaisedByHippies98 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 So i want to get some tshirts that have ace puns or jokes that would seem illogical to normal people. Like i thought of one to say "I am not a starfish" like how people think asexual like plants or animals that can reproduce without sex (like starfish!). Anybody have any good ones? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "I do not reproduce by budding" I had someone ask if I clone myself because I was on AVEN on my phone and he just happened to look over. "Do you really want more of me? Of course you do." There is an ace joke thread, maybe can take something from there. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LYagami Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 It isn't very original but how about 'I am a pirate and I do not want your booty.' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pengwyn Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I've seen tips for sale saying "my anaconda don't want none in general hun", although that's pretty obvious. You could go with something more like "I always have an ace up my sleeve" or something to do with amoebas. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LittleMissNicole Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 "I don't filter feed!" with a picture of Spongebob on it? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LittleMissNicole Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Pengwyn! I read your comment and the first thing that came to mind was "I AM THE ACE UP MY OWN SLEEVE!!" *wonderwoman pose* 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacAran Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 "I AM THE ACE UP MY OWN SLEEVE!!" LittleMissNicole, I love that! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacAran Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Instead of saying an Ace individual is "in the closet" you could say they are "in the hole" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A Member Once Known As tqz Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Lately, I've been thinking “Let them eat cake.” would be a great response to anybody's suggestion that it's not fair for asexuals to not give in to someone else's interest in sexual activity. The phrase is related to some historical event centuries ago perhaps about famine in France, though perhaps inaccurately so, but I don't know for sure. Anyway, anybody familiar with the phrase would probably misunderstand because they'd be thinking of Marie Antoinette instead of asexuals. So “Let them eat cake.” would be a statement for brushing aside the strawmen, the hypothetical whiny suitors, and the occasional demand-making soul mates who supposedly deserve to have their sexual interests catered by anyone in the world with whom they just happen to fall in love. No, let them eat cake. Maybe then they'll learn what love really is about, and finally accept that groping bodily waste dispensers or having them groped isn't an attraction to everybody else in the world. Or maybe they'll remember the guillotine. Hmm, okay, well… I'm not so certain “Let them eat cake.” should be promoted. Maybe not. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nidwin Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 "I like my apple pie hot too." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LYagami Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Never mind the bollocks, It's the asex pistols. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Archon Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I have a shirt that says "Flying Ace" and has a biplane flying an asexual flag. :) I got it from redbubble I think. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Phoenix Ace Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Maybe there will be shirts for the "Ace of Cakes" show, that might be a good one to pick up. Maybe a simple one liner "I like cake" would be sufficient? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Archived Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I have a bunch of ace jokes lined up for when the school year starts but they mostly have something to do with the word 'fuck', different types of attractions, aces, and us being invisible. There was this one thing that really cracked me up though and I know I'll be saying it a lot. AVEN's not letting me post an image right, now, so sorry. I'll probably edit it in later :P 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fionag Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 For aro ace: I live on land: I don't need a relation-ship! Feeling attraction... is just not an option. Friends without benefits. Sex and romance, With me you have no chance. And a crappy poem: What's so sexy, About a human body? Is it hot? I think not. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 I go out on dates on the weekend. The dates are Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and I'm out like a light for all of them. I have a one-night stand every Monday. Monday has one night, and only from 7pm to midnight can I stand it. Ace detectives can solve any cake! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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