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Benjamin Franklin walks up to you. He says "Here have some syrup" and then gives you the bottle of syrup he was holding. I didn't put a comma after the word here because he doesn't pause at that point; he says everything pretty much at once. Anyway, what would you do in this situation? Would you accept the syrup? Would you politely decline? Would you pour the syrup on Ben Franklin's face and lick it off? Or something else?

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SecretLibrary

Scream 'zombie!' and run away. :P

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Benjamin Franklin walks up to you. He says "Here have some syrup" and then gives you the bottle of syrup he was holding. I didn't put a comma after the word here because he doesn't pause at that point; he says everything pretty much at once. Anyway, what would you do in this situation? Would you accept the syrup? Would you politely decline? Would you pour the syrup on Ben Franklin's face and lick it off? Or something else?

That'd be one disturbing dream.

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Dodecahedron314

I'd demand that he take me to his time machine and explain how it works. I'm pretty sure by the time that situation reached a satisfactory conclusion, possibly involving me going back to the 18th century to see if time travel works both ways and/or how sturdy the time machine is, the syrup will have been long forgotten.

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Selasphorus

PANCAKES. I would immediately find a griddle.

Edit: I should also probably say thanks... oops. I just got really excited about pancakes.

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I would probably walk away with it, slightly confused as to why someone gave me a bottle of syrup. I don't know how Benjamin Franklin looks, so I wouldn't even think about that part.

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I would be so excited to see him that I would just jump into his arms.

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I would be very confused.

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I would thank him politely but ask what the catch is.

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While it's true that Ben Franklin was a promoter of maple syrup for developing the American economy, it's also true that there were all kinds of medicinal "syrups" back then that were probably anything but medicinal. But I would accept the syrup to be respectful. And I would be very respectful--I think Ben Franklin was a fascinating character.

However, his rush to give it to me would make me wonder what's really going on. Maybe he really does want me to lick it off him or something. Considering some aspects of his life, I wouldn't be surprised. I'd want to try to find out what's going on.

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stonehengegirl

Am I in the same time period as Ben or did he just show up in my every day life?

Any way, I would ask him to try some of the syrup first and then drink it only if he did.

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Batman's Ace

I would start asking questions. Is this maple syrup, or blueberry, or some other kind? If it's maple, what grade is it? Vermont or Connecticut? Would he like to come over to my house for waffles?

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I don't usually look at people's faces when they talk, and took the "don't talk to strangers" thing my parents taught me rather more seriously than I perhaps should have, so I'd probably be like "No thanks!" (like I do with people who hand out leaflets in the street) and barge past him without paying attention to who he was or what he was doing. I'm observant like that.

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Grumpy Alien

Stare at the bottle for all of eternity.

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scarletlatitude

Well I'll admit, that title got me to click on the post. That is definitely a unique thought.

Are we assuming that we are in the 1700's, or are we in present day? If it's present day, I wouldn't touch it. Either he is a zombie, or a cosplayer who is high off his mind. Either way I'm not trusting it. :P

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SorryNotSorry

I'd probably hand it right back to him.

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Squirrel Combat

Waffles! 8)

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Baskervillain

well I would bottle ben drag him to the boot of my car and when he wakes up torture him till he gave up his time machine then take the machine for a short trip make sure it's working. Then come back put him back in the trunk then set the car on fire and leave

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