Guest Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Why choose? I can dublicate the universe and back it up in as many versions as I'd like. Then I could try several different scenarios and see what works best. If the quantum foam multiverse therories are correct, and a creator deity exists, that seems to be exactly what did happen already. (Admittedly, both of these "if" clauses are anything but trivial conditions... ;)) Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 All the big things have been said and thought a lot, so I have nothing original there, so here are some cool general maintenance things I'd do -The planet getting too crowded? I'll just expand it. Make more land and water. -Eliminate the need for bodily excrement. Imagine how many hours of your life you've spent at the toilet. Not anymore! No more urine, feces, or periods. I'd do this for all species, not just people. That way no one will ever accidentally step on dog droppings again. I guess dung beetles would change drastically, or it could just be their specific thing. Also your teeth won't rot so brushing them will be unheard of. -Babies made differently than having to carry them for 9 months and scream in pain as they pop out of you. I can't think of specifically what I'd do, but I'd do something. -People would be able to customize their own appearance. You don't need to manually cut your hair if you want it shorter. You don't need to shave every day if you don't want body or facial hair. You don't need to go through reassignment surgery if you want to change sex. Etc. -I'd program in some function in peoples' brains where they can just think of a place they want to go and then go there. Eliminates need for vehicles and time spent getting there. And here are some things I'd do just for fun -Disco music plays whenever you're somewhere that sells donuts or you're drinking soda -Giant teddy bears programmed to hug people who need/want hugs -I'd make different water places different colors, instead of everywhere being blue or slimy green. -Randomly placed statues that depict moths playing musical instruments -Once you eat a cookie, it comes back in your hand so you get to eat it twice -Circus performers have an endless supply of ketchup and can make boxes come out of their eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I already AM God! :P Seriously, I would eradicate elitism and class/caste/social differences. And make everything free so that poverty no longer exists. And grant eternal life to those who want it. Equality and eternity for all! Link to post Share on other sites
Cosmisnebulae Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Troll everyone and throw memes at them Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Troll everyone and throw memes at them *cut to Richard Dawkins foaming at the mouth* "I invented that word! No imaginary, delusion-born entity is allowed to use it!" Link to post Share on other sites
Ancient Ooze Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 I would do nothing. Nothing. At. All. Unless of course I'd have to do everything, that'd be tedious to say the least. Link to post Share on other sites
Mudlark Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Contact every pope, priest, rabbi, imam etc. (basically anyone high-up in the world's religious clergies) and tell them to rewrite their holy books (Bible, Quran etc) so that any discriminatory bits are left out or rewritten so that they're not discriminatory any more, and tell them to make sure their religious services put a bigger emphasis on just being a nice person. If they refuse, I shall smite them with a plague of wild savage invincible rainbow hamsters who shall nibble everything they own, poop rainbows everywhere and keep them up all night with their obnoxious squeaking. With all religious extremists (Taliban, Westborough Baptist Church, Lord's Resistance Army, IS etc) I shall just cut straight to the rainbow hamsters, only a tad more savage. When I come across worshipers that have proven to me that they can be genuinely decent people without picking on others and still worship me, I shall reward them with divine cupcakes. I shall also make more trees grow, everywhere. When people cut them down, I'll make them grow back up again. In Britain in particular, I shall just carefully magically relocate patches of farmland or urban areas (or encourage mortals to do it for me) to more suitable positions and grow forests in their places. Maybe I will accidentally drop in a few wolves and lynx, accidentally of course, and see what happens. It would be radical, but it would be fun. Oh and I would also make dragons and unicorns exist. I might have to keep the dragons under control a bit, though. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Let's just say that I'm very glad I'm not God. Because as much as I mean well, I would really screw shiz up. I'm happy to leave the job to the big man himself. Link to post Share on other sites
Robin L Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Oh and I would also make dragons and unicorns exist. I might have to keep the dragons under control a bit, though. Chinese or European dragons? Link to post Share on other sites
Mudlark Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Oh and I would also make dragons and unicorns exist. I might have to keep the dragons under control a bit, though. Chinese or European dragons? Both :D Link to post Share on other sites
Mangosteen Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 If I were God, I would have done one of the following: 1) Never allowed Lucifer to exist; or, 2) If he had existed, I would have shut the door to Hell before creating the human race, so that he couldn't get out and tempt humans. It seems sensible, but then I'm not God, so what do I know. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_Kat Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 If I were God, I would make people accept for one another (no violence, no hate crime against each other) Link to post Share on other sites
allrightalready Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 full disclosure i did not read any other posts for this were i a "supreme being" which created this universe i would have walked away once done but if i did look back and see what was happening on the earth i would probably "poof" the universe out of existence Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 It would go one of two ways. Or both, since I'd be God. One: Treat everything like a Sims game. Two: Make Middle Earth a reality. I'd be the god of actual hobbits. Link to post Share on other sites
Yatogami Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Step 1: Create multiverse that is reachable with advanced science, make everything possible, if you can think it. It exists. Step 2: Erase religion, because who needs it. Step 3: Fuck with random people's lives, giving powers to people etc, and or kill people at hilarious moments of judgement. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Go back home to the year of my sig Link to post Share on other sites
cosmosredshift7 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Make all of my OCs real Put then into the same high school Watch them live their lives Then MAKE MAGIC REAL MAKE DRAGONS REAL seriously though the real world is boring I would make a new world and fill it with magic, magic items, and magic creatures D&D all up in this I'm not even gonna lie Link to post Share on other sites
GoosePeelings Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'd upgrade humans to 2.0. Link to post Share on other sites
allrightalready Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I already AM God! :P Seriously, I would eradicate elitism and class/caste/social differences. And make everything free so that poverty no longer exists. And grant eternal life to those who want it. Equality and eternity for all! i could actually get behind worshipping a supreme being like this (too bad there either is not one or it is far inferior to you) Let's just say that I'm very glad I'm not God. Because as much as I mean well, I would really screw shiz up. I'm happy to leave the job to the big man himself. *looks at everything around* can't see how you could do worse than what is here Link to post Share on other sites
ProfessionallyHuman Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Honestly, I'd create the best cookies and just keep doing that for a while, the world can look after itself Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jade Cross Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Hmmm. If i were the being of absoluteness and could manipulate time, space and matter at will, I think I would do the following: 1) Eliminate humans. Sorry people but humans are THE most arrogant of the races and no matter how hard some may try, they will inevitably end up destroying themselves time and again. History has proven this to an excruciatingly painful degree and we STILL keep making the same stupid mistakes. After that, it be interesting to see how the world develops. Maybe throw in a couple of mythical creatures and see where it all goes. Link to post Share on other sites
LeftyGreenMario Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 I'd probably chill with FSM. You know, abide by the "I'd rathers". I'll interfere when I need to, but I'll mostly sit back and watch. I'll also create a Mushroom Kingdom somewhere safe in the universe. ^_^ Link to post Share on other sites
XYZ96 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Oh, oh, I know! Master plan: 1. Create reality outside this one, in which this one exists as an easily observable... eh... thingy... 2. Distance self to the newly created reality 3. Create lab 4. Create useful lab assistants 5. Create multiple alternative realities similar to the one I was in at the beginning, but with minor changes... 6. Let lab assistants observe, and take note to that what happens in the alternative realities 7. Sit, relax and listen to the most epic music ever, because, dude! I'm god!! I can do that!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I'd probably chill with FSM. You know, abide by the "I'd rathers". I'll interfere when I need to, but I'll mostly sit back and watch. I'll also create a Mushroom Kingdom somewhere safe in the universe. ^_^ If only you knew my English lessons circa 1984, mushrooms ruled the world :P Link to post Share on other sites
ChineseGirl Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 first off I believe there's no god at all anyway if I were god I'd destroy this world in 2 seconds definitely this universe is a mistake Link to post Share on other sites
Sisky Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I'd make a new place for myself and may or may not invite a select few awesome people. Link to post Share on other sites
Unlabeled Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Asked this in a sophomore psych class. Though my answer has since changed from 'mess with people I don't like' :) Now it's: - heal and cure everyone on the planet. Everyone gets the 1 Mulligan to live healthily and well but diseases remain extant. - eliminate all the enviromental pollution returning the enviroment to a pristine state negating global warming effects. - say every religion is false and impose a new united faith for the planet with 1 simple commandment (ripped off from the Cannabis Church) of "Don't be an asshole." :) - make the other planets in the solar system earth-like so they can be used for human settlement (but leave getting there and doing so to humanity to force cooperation getting there and the like. (ripped from "2010") :) - create a system of wormholes like a subway system so intelligent spacefaring species can actually get around in the universe and establish peaceful relations with one another (forgot to do that when I created the universe making it too big hehe.) - Link to post Share on other sites
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