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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

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Offer him some berry pie and tea. Make small talk for a few hours, then promise to get together for lunch sometime.

My socks are too itchy.

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Scratch them!

I have difficulty swallowing pills.

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Swallow them while hanging upside down.

I don't have enough hours in the day.

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(A)rrogant Avian

Bribe the sun.

I forgot how to sleep.

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Here, borrow my hammer.

My floor needs to be swept, but I don't feel like doing it right now.

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Get someone else to do it for you.

My team aren't doing as well as they should.

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Skippy Squirrel

Oh this one's easy. Just turn the opposing team into fleas. Harmless little fleas. Then put all those fleas in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself. And when it arrives? A HA HA HA! Smash it with a hammer!

I'm having trouble coming up with a good backstory for this superhero I made up.

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RaptorAttacks

Use a generator! (Pretty vulgar language, beware.)

I've got a super sore jaw from surgery, but I'm craving chicken and waffles....

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Put them through the blender, they will still taste the same

I want a coffee, but it is too close to bedtime

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

Turn all your clocks back five hours.

My ceiling is too low.

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Lower your floor by 20 feet and you'll have a nice lofty ceiling.

I have a headache.

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

Drop an anvil on you foot. It won't cure your headache, but it will take your mind off it

I can't stay awake long enough to do my homework

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Throw ice-cold water in your face.

I have a writer's block

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Chisel it into a work of art.

I'm allergic to human touch.

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Skippy Squirrel

Snuggle with a dozen bunnies.

I cannot focus on anything right now.

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The Strong Force

Keep thinking about it and eventually you will be focusing on your inability to focus

The Cake is a lie

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Just accept that all lies are just an alternate version of reality that you can see and hear but not access and won't bother you.

My problem is that my cat is really needy.

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

get a cardboard cut-out of yourself, the cat will bother it instead

I hate climbing hills

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Walk on your hands so it's like you're moving downhill instead.

I wanted a pony for Christmas, but I didn't get one.

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Get yourself fake ears, a mane, and a tail. Why get a pony when you can BE one instead?

I want to go camping, but have no one to join me.

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

Take a full length mirror with you, then you won't be alone because there will be someone else there just like you

I tried to count the stars, but I kept losing my place

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Photograph the sky then you can count the ones on the pictures and mark them off as you do so

I've just missed the last train home

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Take out your trusty pogo stick and bounce your way home!

I need bread but don't feel like walking to the grocery store.

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

A simple summoning charm is all you need.

My rubbish bin smells bad

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Plug up your nose til the smell goes away.

I seem to have a splinter in my finger.

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

I'm sorry but amputation is the only option :p

My hot air balloon won't fly :(

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Release the rope that's anchoring it to the ground!!

A heron has built a nest which has blocked my chimney

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Smoke it out, with a bit of luck it will just fly away.

I didn't get enough sleep last night

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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

Sleep at work (or school, or the local supermarket), curl up under your desk(or in your locker, or under a pile of tinned apricots) and no one will notice.

My skirt is yellow

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Upend your ink bottle over it in artistic fashion: now it's yellow and blue! :D

I don't want to walk over to the kitchen to fetch a new cup of tea

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