Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Welcome We all have problems, sometimes advice from others is just the thing we need, and here you can get it. It's simple, just suggest a solution to the person above's problem, then state you own problem. Questions and answers don't have to be true For example: Person a: I can't sleepplayer b: Maybe try spinning in circles while hugging a potato with eleven eyes. Player b: my pet dragon has escaped!Person c: have you checked the grate, sometimes dragons crawl in there for warmth Player b: Whenever I try to catch a ball, it hits me in the face. What do I do? Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Sunrise Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 My dinner tastes like sawdust ;) Link to post Share on other sites
(A)rrogant Avian Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Have you tried adding detergent? That always does the trick. I can't teach my dog to speak Russian, he can speak English pretty well though. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Someone mixed up your pan of porridge with their woodchips they were boiling to make paper with I am always far too early for appointments Link to post Share on other sites
ShadeFox Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I've heard turning all your clocks upside down helps with that. I'm always getting up on the wrong side of bed. Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Sunrise Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Have you tried moving your bed away from the wall? I can't walk in a straight line today. Link to post Share on other sites
(A)rrogant Avian Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Not everyone need to walk in a straight line, try walking in a vertical line? I keep blinking, what should I do!? Link to post Share on other sites
aisu_hawk Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Have you tried playing video games? Sometimes I don't blink for hours. My over-controlling mother wants to come to my Top Surgery and even though I don't want her to because she has never truly shown support for me - she's pulling guilt cards left and right. Link to post Share on other sites
""" Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Lock her in the bathroom. Im too lazy to get outta the bed. Link to post Share on other sites
Wayfarer Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Turn over, fall asleep, and try again tomorrow. I have trouble concentrating on work today. Link to post Share on other sites
Teraclick Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Make a game out of it by wadding up all the pieces of paper and throwing them at nearby people. I can't afford to renew my license because I'm laid off from work. Link to post Share on other sites
lycanrising Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Walk into the license renewal place with a kitten and a water gun, "the license or the kitten gets it." Why must coursework get stuck without explanation on the last stage? Link to post Share on other sites
Scottthespy Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Write a new text book on how to write effective course work. I used the wrong kind of grout on my kitchen floor, and now I have epoxy based sand stuck to my tiles. Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel Combat Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Have you tried a power-washer? I need to get out today, but I may not have enough time. Link to post Share on other sites
lycanrising Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Put a sunny picture on your desktop and stick the brightness up on full. I need to be in at 9:30am tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 Have you considered renting a tele-porter I am struggling to understand algebra Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Run it through the All Language Translator, available from the G.L.Y.N. Shopping Channel. My fruit trees aren't yielding any fruit. Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteridge Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Try waving a chainsaw at them in a threatening manner. I'm sooooo very cold. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 get and egg incubator and put her inside it to keep her warm, and set up a tv with a loop of mice running around, she'll soon feel better when I woke up today my hair had turned green, what do I do? Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Block up your nostrils with tissue before you go to sleep my laptop battery is runnig down too quickly Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Give him plenty of energy drinks and make him rest in bed for a week. I've forgotten how to bake a cake. Link to post Share on other sites
(A)rrogant Avian Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Get in touch with your ace-zen and call upoun other aces to help you, you can do this once you focus your ace-zen through your black ring and aim it at the unmade cake ingrediants or mix. I lost my black ring! Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 This too can be found through your ace-zen, close your eyes, breathe deeply and focus on the ring and what it means to you. Then, eyes still closed hold out your right hand and the energy of the, now-vibrating, ring will draw you too it. I had a pet snail who was very dear to my heart, but she escaped into the garden and now I can't tell which snail she is Link to post Share on other sites
Kitteridge Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Send her a text message and arrange to meet by the front porch. My cooking hasn't been turning out very well lately. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 your new cooker is calibrated in Celcius, where the old one was Fahrenheit, so everything is underdone . Two ducks have made their nest in my vegetable garden Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted January 10, 2015 Author Share Posted January 10, 2015 bring them presents for their baby-shower, and make sure they have plenty of cake I am coming down with a cold Link to post Share on other sites
lycanrising Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Climb a mountain. It won't prevent you from catching the virus but at least you'll come up with a cold. Google Chrome is crashing every 15 minutes with zero warning. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted January 10, 2015 Author Share Posted January 10, 2015 set an alarm clock to go off at fifteen minute intervals, this way you will know exactly when chrome is about to crash. My television won't show me anything but cooking shows Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Sunrise Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Don't worry - next week it will be endless re-runs of "Dr Who". I have a bat in my house (no, NOT a cricket bat - the flying kind :D ) Link to post Share on other sites
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