JazzyTrumpeter Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 If pizza and tacos had a fight to the death, who would win? Link to post Share on other sites
Waist of Thyme Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Pizza because it can fill the tacos with tomato sauce. Link to post Share on other sites
iamphoenixfire Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 depends on the kind of tacos.if theyre the real authentic mexican tacos you can buy at taco stands, then those would win based on their ability to come together and fight. but if it's the typical american taco then pizza, because soft shelled tacos are basically useless burritos and hard hslel tacos don't have enough durability. Link to post Share on other sites
element83 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I think I'd go with pizzas... I mean, they've survived being sliced up with a pizza cutter, so they've got to be pretty tough... Link to post Share on other sites
Exanimis Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Of course pizza because I got hungry... Didn't make sense but I wanted that mentioned. Link to post Share on other sites
Jamesasaur Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Pizza because taco shells break easily, and pizza can withstand Immense heat as well as being cut up. Link to post Share on other sites
ranting ferret Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 all the pizza would have to do is land a solid hit to the taco and all the filling would fall out of it rendering it a mere shell. similar to what happens every time i try to eat a freaking taco. Link to post Share on other sites
Eva Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I'd eat them both, so we'd never find out. Link to post Share on other sites
Risu Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Pizza, because it's closer to cake than a taco is. :D Link to post Share on other sites
Teraclick Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Everybody wins in this senario. Seriously though, pizza. It's larger and heavier. Assuming we go with soft shell tacos - because hard shell wouldn't be a fight at all - Pizza could get the tap out. Assuming we're giving both foods arms, I'd still have to go with pizza. Pizza, because it's closer to cake than a taco is. :D With all the aces on AVEN how have we NOT figured out how to make taco shaped cakes? Link to post Share on other sites
pimathbrainiac Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 My brother and I have this argument all the time lol. I'm for pizza, he's for tacos. Link to post Share on other sites
CrowWakes Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Pizza, because the weight of the pizza would crush the hard fragile shell of the taco :) overweight pizza for the win!!! Link to post Share on other sites
5_♦♣ Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Pizza! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 The answer to every question is tacos. Link to post Share on other sites
TealXLIV Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Tacos. What happens when you fold a pizza in half? It becomes a taco that tastes like Italy. Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 The customer. Both are tasty, and if they fight each other to the death, the survivor is much easier to catch. Link to post Share on other sites
willnightshade Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 The answer is... Werewolf Queen. It's always Werewolf Queen! Link to post Share on other sites
drjohnhwatson Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Clearly the pizza would win because even if the taco came charging at it, all of the gooey stuff inside it would come slopping out, rendering it unable to fight and pizza, the clear winner. Plus as other people are saying, pizza can survive being cut and we can't forget that it only gets better after being heated up a few hundred degrees. That's pretty hardcore!! :lol:. Link to post Share on other sites
ranting ferret Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 or taco pizza! what if they declared a truce? Link to post Share on other sites
marki Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Pizza totally....pizza has mob connections and taco only has cartel connections......mob always will win! Link to post Share on other sites
bramzambies Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Pizza. Its beautiful face toppings might come off but at least the base would stay intact. Tacos would just stand there hopelessly while all its entrails fillings spilled out onto the ground. Link to post Share on other sites
Ficulnean Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Whichever one is vegetarian. It will scare the other away. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I don't see why pizza and tacos would fight, really. I think they share a lot of common interests, even if they DID fight they'd probably just end up play-wrestling. I suppose in a wrestling game, tacos would come on top... tacos are more street-smart. pizza hangs out in the slums, but pizza prefers to hang with his posse than rough it alone. now, if an entire pizza pie would fight a bunch of tacos.. it'd be a different story. no time to be friendly, and tacos can't really out-maneuver a rolling mass of dough. Link to post Share on other sites
Artistofnoname Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Pizza. Cause I'm a vegetarian. Link to post Share on other sites
crinklyace Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 My freezer and belly say pizza! Link to post Share on other sites
Calligraphette_Coe Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Haggis, of course. With the champions out of commission, it would now have a fighting chance. Link to post Share on other sites
crinklyace Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Pizza would clean the tacos off the floor with with Chipotleaway. Link to post Share on other sites
SorryNotSorry Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Neither and both. Pizzas AND tacos can be made to taste really good, or really nasty. Link to post Share on other sites
TheStarrySkai Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Taco. Especially one of those super spicy mexican tacos. Link to post Share on other sites
korik Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Pizza because taco shells break easily, and pizza can withstand Immense heat as well as being cut up. It appears, My answer was already given. Taco shells break and all the 'stuffings' fall out. Plus, a pizza can 'toss' itself ontop of a taco and smother it. (maybe even morph into it's cousin (the calzone) and "swallow" it.) Link to post Share on other sites
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