Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 I'm sorry but I can't help being this HOT! I'm so asexy it shocks even me sometimes :p TPBM called me 'really ugly' in front of my whole family :( Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 You just misheard me. I actually said really snuggly. TPBM gave all their family members a piece of coal each for Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Sorry about that! My dad is a geologist, what was I supposed to do? TPBM dropped a gaggle of Spycrabs on me. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I'm sorry, I was holding them, but I didn't know what they were, so I just set them down randomly. TPBM keeps using telling stories about me but replaces my name with "You know who" and points at me, so it's completely obvious what they're doing, and my feelings are hurt. This is my party after all. And I didn't have to invite you, but I made the decision to invite everyone from the office because I'm a bigger person than you are, and I saw you double dip in the fondue and said nothing, so..... Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Sorry about that but I was conducting an experiment to see how far rumours could spread. TPBM stole the Po sandwiches from Great Uncle Manfred's lunchbox and fed them to the Mbangi wasps. Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Sorry but I was very hungry, but then just as I was about to eat them this swarm of wasps attacked me and I just dropped the sandwiches and ran. TPBM gave their teacher an apple with a worm hole in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Exanimis Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Sorry! But they were explaining about black holes and time-space theories and dimensions and he said that the next class there would be an explanation about wormholes so I thought an illustration would be necessary. TPBM failed to scort me safely throughout Mordor! Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I'm sorry, but you wanted to walk into Mordor. One does not simply do that! TPBM dropped a nuke on me. Now I have a thumping headache in both my heads. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Sorry about that, but I outsourced the welding work. TPBM turned me into a flea, then put me in a box, then put that box in another box, than put that box in another box, then mailed it to themselves, and when it arrived, they smashed it with a hammer. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 I'm sorry but I was demonstrating you resilience and stamina as a candidate for our superhero programme. Congratulations, you passed and you will be dosed with gamma radiation shortly be welcomed into the programme. TPBM Went back in time and made sure I was never born at all! I am a paradox now, and fading fast Link to post Share on other sites
Exanimis Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Sorry! Darth Vader. Totally because of Darth Vader. Don't worry, when you come back you will see you are in Star Wars universe and you will become a Jedi who will stop Darth Vader and save the galaxy and shit. TPBM didn't toss the sword to me while we were fighting against the troll alongside BEOWULF! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I'm sorry,I thought the axe suited you better. TPBM made me sad but genetically altered me so I could never cry. Link to post Share on other sites
I'd rather be in band. Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I'm sorry! It was intended to make it so that you couldn't get sad. I'm a failure. {weeps} TPBM made cheated off of my paper in Calculus and got me expelled. Link to post Share on other sites
littlepersonparadox Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I'm sorry, but my calcuator was broken and your brain is better than mine! TPBM has written ugly lies about me on the bathroom sink mirror in the restrooms. Link to post Share on other sites
brightberry Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 But I had a marker and something to write on! One thing led to another, and well... TPBM refused to help me ship my cargo of penguins to the North Pole! Link to post Share on other sites
Exanimis Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I'm sorry. I heard "Sip that hardcore liquor through the barrel hole" And now I'm drunk... TPBM has given my Bastard Sword +12 to the Bard, and he can't use. I'm weaponless now! Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I'm sorry but it was his birthday. I'll steal buy you a new sword on your birthday. TPBMdrippedhoneyallovermykeyboardandnowtheletterssticktogether. Link to post Share on other sites
Exanimis Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Imsorry.ItisbecausemyhandswereallglueyfromcosplayingWinnethePoohandwith pigleatandall whileyouasked forsomehoney.. You said you wanted some honey on your biscuit. TPBM made balloons out of my latex gloves, I have no gloves now. Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Sorry about that, but it was the closest thing I had to capture a bout of flatulence that would have destroyed life as we know it! TPBM was the one who farted. Link to post Share on other sites
RK800 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I'm so sorry! It was the bean cake! TPBM made it. Link to post Share on other sites
snowflake24 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Terribly sorry for any inconvenience caused. I had planned to bake a chocolate cake but there was no chocolate left. TPBM ate it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted November 25, 2014 Author Share Posted November 25, 2014 I'm sorry but CHOCOLATE!!! How could I resist! TPBM hired a helicopter and waited until I was outside on foot, then, using the helicopter, they chased me over five miles of rough terrain, including three streams and a large thistle-patch, shooting at me with buckshot and laughing manically at me through a loud-speaker! Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I'm sorry but I thought you were a contestant in a new series of "Survivor". The good news is that you passed the audition. TPBM dipped Miss Terry's puppy in chocolate. Why would you do that to such a cute innocent creature. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 It was puppy-safe chocolate, I promise. TPBM told me that The Happening ws based on a true story and burned down all my house plants to save me. Then said they were just kidding, they just hated that I had a greener thumb than them. Link to post Share on other sites
Bright Pink Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Sorry, but it was kinder than killing plants slowly like I usually do. TPBM turned my clock back three hours and made me miss the Christmas picnic. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 I'm sorry but I was saving you from the inevitable sunburn. *New Zealand, Christmas in summer buddy ;) * TPBM Cancelled Christmas, for the entire world, forever! Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Sorry about that, but Big Shopping's plot to brainwash and enslave the entire world had to be stopped! TPBM released the Spahmer virus upon the world, causing a zombie spammer apocalypse. Link to post Share on other sites
RK800 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Really? It worked-I mean....um.....I'm terribly sorry! Sometimes lab experiments just don't turn out the way you planned, one wrong chemical and it just blew up. TPBM Was the lab assistant who gave me the wrong chemical. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 I tried to tell you it was the wrong one, but you insisted that you were the scientist and I was just an assistant. You only have yourself to blame. TPBM stole my idea for a costume for a masquerade ball. Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted November 27, 2014 Author Share Posted November 27, 2014 I'm sorry but I wanted everyone to think I was you, because you are popular awesome TPBM Filled my bed with live snails, and I mean FILLED! *Cool new avater Rhuin :D* Link to post Share on other sites
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