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Breathing....

I'm sorry but I saw it on a show once and it looked so hilarious, I couldn't help myself.... Plus I think it cures hiccups :D :D :D

The person below me kept me up all night with their snoring.

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Sorry, I was exhausted from running around town trying to find someone willing to buy my kleenex sculpture.

And while I was sleeping, the person below filed down my sharp fingernails.

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I didn't want you to accidentally pop your waterbed. I know how much you need the motion of the ocean to fall asleep.

The person below me stepped on my foot. TWICE.

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I'm sorry but I'm used to being the lead dancer.

TPBM stole all my black jelly beans.

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I'm sorry, but come on, they're gross. You didn't want them anyway.

TPBM has been making a chart of my bathroom habits.....

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I'm sorry but I'm doing random health checks, had to make sure you didn't have a bladder infection.

TPBM drew on my walls in permanent ink!

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I'm sorry, just trying to inspire your artist spirit by doing some graffitti on your walls, maybe you can become a great painter inspired by me, who knows?

TPBM has removed all the doors from my house!

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I'm sorry but he local kids didn't have any surf boards, so we used your doors as a woodwork project and now they are all getting more exercise, while they surfing

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TPBM took all the light bulbs from my house.

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Sorry! I had a bunch of ideas but I had no how to illustrate.

TPBM has made me sleep on the floor for five days!

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Sorry but the weather was too bad for outdoor surfing, so we needed your matress.

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TPBM dyed all my clothes pink.

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Sorry, but pink just looks so good on you!

TPBM drank water out of my cup! Gross!

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Sorry! But it happens that I have immunity to extraterrestrial infections and lifeforms, so, instead of risking your life, I ingested the liquid in case there was any alien microbe that could potentially devastate you. That, or I was drunk.

TPBM ate the my pepper & coconut biscuits!

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Sorry but I thought the pepper spots were fly dirt and the coconut was fly eggs and I didn't want you to get food poisoning.

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TPBM left their underwear in my bathroom.

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I'm sorry but I left my clothes line for my koala and parrot to hang there. They were a bit stressed out, they needed some stretch..

TPBM pierced a hole in every brick on my bedroom wall!

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I'm sorry the gun just went off. I didn't know it was loaded!

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TPBM gave my little brother away to a visiting circus.

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I'm sorry! But he actually was a midget who was smuggled into our house to steal a ... Wait, no, wrong movie.

TPBM took my Winged Sandals +5 with Dexterity bonus, now I can't fight the level 14 Ents in the Dungeon!

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The person below me filled the harddrive of my computer completely with pictures of miniature ponies

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I'm sorry but there was a mad brony hacking computers away, I thought he would spare the pictures of our vacation at the Land of Unicorns if we had enough pics of My Little Poney.

Tha playa below me'z got me in a drive by.

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You were wearing the wrong colors, if it hadn't been me, it would have been someone else.

The Person Below Me changed the password on my computer.

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It was an accident. I opened your computer by mistake because I wanted to order a pink dress from the GLYN shopping network and I typed in GLYN. I didn't know that was your password! So just in-case you haven't got back into your computer yet......the new password is "pink dress"

The person below me made my TV endlessly repeat old episodes of "Coronation Street"

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I'm so sorry, I was actually trying to make it play Doctor Who all the time, because it is the best show on TV ever :p

TPBM used my favourite hairband as a catapault to throw marbles at me!

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It's not my fault. I'd never seen such sturdy hair ties.....and also, I didn't know how else to return the marbles. I didn't want you to lose them......(see what I did there?)

TPBM left something in my fridge 3 months ago and won't come clean it out.

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I was doing an experiment on vegetable rot in the name of science.

TPBM left a cactus on my desk chair AND I SAT ON IT!

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YOU WHAT!!!!!! I'm sorry but that cactus was the last of it's kind! I put it in your house so it would be warm and loved, and I put it on your chair so it could get to know you better. And you sat on it!

TPBM put my best sewing needle in the middle of a haystack!

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I've been telling you to clean up that haystack for MONTHS. Maybe now you'll do it.

TPBM ate my cupcake

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I'm sorry you shouldn't have left a note beside it saying "love from Rhuin" I thought you left it on my table for me. And it was yummy thanks.

TPBM painted my house black and I hate black!!

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I'm sorry! It is because dinosaurs can't see black and there was a T-rex wandering around so yea... I'm out of excuses...

TPBM made me run out of excuses...

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I'm sorry I stole them so that I could stay up all night playing this silly game.

TPBM put a hot water bottle in my bed in the middle of summer.

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I'm sorry but the hot water bottle wasn't feeling well, and needed a lie-down. I didn't think you'd be going to bed that early.

TPBM used my quilt as a sail for their boat

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sorry, but I was sailing though the night

TPBM set the fire-alarm off in the middle of the night

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