bluedragonwings Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 What did you say when they asked if you still loved them? Chocolate, ocean, wind, campfires, and a healthy disregard for my wellbeing. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 How did you end up stranded on a deserted Isle? A wave to leave nothing but the void in its wake, and utter devastation. Link to post Share on other sites
Silk Bones Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 What would we need to destroy all of space and time, itself? These boots were made for crushing. Link to post Share on other sites
All the little Lights Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 What are your crushes at the moment? My room is a mess. Link to post Share on other sites
BionicPi Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Why are you sitting on the roof? Shhh.... Sneaksy times. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Is there a reason you are tip toeing through the grocery store holding broccoli in front of you? Vanilla, arsenic, and some quality programing on the tele. Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 What's the recipe for a fun slumber party? Winning on Rainbow Road (Mario Kart) Link to post Share on other sites
Epicene Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 So what qualifies you for this role at our company? Like, a really spicy donut. With pepper sprinkles. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 What new baked good should our cafe start selling? Because the faucet was broken. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Why is this room full of ducks? The butt said so. Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Why would you twerk on your boss' desk? the shark appears to be on fire Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Do you think it is ok? Half an ounce of dark matter. Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 What makes @skıt the way he is? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 How thick is Donald Trump? Only if you come along. Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Alien Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Are you going to bed? 12 inches long and 5 centimeters wide Link to post Share on other sites
Silk Bones Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 How should I make this subway sandwich? We already have a foot long in the market. Rip off the wings first, then see what happens. Link to post Share on other sites
LeChat Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 How can I prevent my pet bat from flying away? Cold as ice. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Favorite Foreigner song? Clearly... Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Hey. Is the world currently going to hell? Mother fucking cupcakes. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Why is your tongue blue? It's not going to happen. Let it go. Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 When am I going to develop magic ice powers? Right between the movie theatre and the bar. Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Where is the super-secret corporate headquarters of Big Romance? I appear to have burst into flames. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Why is it so warm in here? Don't ask. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Why do you have a blood covered churro? It was a bad pun, and they will be dealt with later. Link to post Share on other sites
Cimmerian Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Why'd you have such a creepy smile while they were talking? I AM BATMAN! Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Why are you wearing that mask with the pointy ears? Because I'm crazy. Link to post Share on other sites
Silk Bones Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Why are you wearing shoulder pads with that suit? Battlestar Galactica. Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 What TV programme do you think is in fact a documentary transported from the future to the present time? Black, very black Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 How would you describe your soul? Just a teaspoon. Link to post Share on other sites
Silk Bones Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 How much poison do you need? Ding dong bing bong! Link to post Share on other sites
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