Cimmerian Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Come on, why don't you ever go out with us? There are rules! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Why don't you just take your neighbor's garden gnome if you like it so much? Well, slap that on a pancake and call it dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 What should we do with all of this depleted uranium? Yes, but only after midnight. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Do you ever talk to rocks? my ruler folds up and is brightly coloured. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 What's in your pocket? Try waving your hand in front of your face really fast. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 How do I make myself dizzy? Wabble wibble waggle wiggle, jump in and out and all around. Link to post Share on other sites
Cimmerian Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 What's the secret handshake to enter the treehouse? Books are better weapons than you think. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Why did you bring the librarian to the rumble last night? cinnamon caused my sore throat Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Why did you ditch choir practice? The dragon ate it all and gave us a "gift" Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 What happened to the big feast? Your pancakes fell on to a bunch of ants who are climbing a wall with it. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Did that earthquake cause any problems? It's cool. I distracted them with Yo Gabba Gabba. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 What happened to all the kids in the daycare that ran away yesterday? I dropped my last pickle and now it has come back for revenge Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Umm...why are you hiding behind that trash bin? Just return it. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Um what should I do with this stinky baby? Obviously the 43 years in jail plus probation they would sentence you to. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 How much time do you think I'll get for harvesting my neighbor's tomatoes? I don't want it. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Does your neighbor have a nice tomato plant? Thats a very inappropriate question, and you should be ashamed of yourself. But of course the answer is yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Do you want to go see Wonder Woman? Pancakes have a deep rooted urge to harvest raspberries Link to post Share on other sites
Cimmerian Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 What's the weirdest thing you've said while drunk? Remake 'Ring Around the Rosey'! Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 What was the $200 million movie flop that's first mistake was they signed off up to write the script for? Bears everywhere from where eye can see. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 What nonsensical thing is on your mind? Squashed and warm, comfortable and confused Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 How did you feel after being put in a kiddie pool full of kittens? It may taste good, but it will likely turn you into a ghostly mythical creature. Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 What is poisoned magic cake like? Aqueoria Victoria Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 What's the name of the mermaid in your fantasy novel? When the moon falls into the sea. Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 When will the sea flood the land? Use it as a hockey stick Link to post Share on other sites
Cimmerian Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 My tree split in half, what should I do? Famous last words. Link to post Share on other sites
Lichley Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 "This could never go wrong" is a quote, often used sarcastically to refer to what? Apples. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Can you name a fruit that doesn't start with the letter Q? 16 giraffes and a teaspoon of salt. Link to post Share on other sites
To Each Their Own Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 What's the best way to desiccate a sponge? Only at first, then it's prickly. Link to post Share on other sites
bluedragonwings Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Did you enjoy being electrocuted? I would, but its green and tastes like WD-40. Link to post Share on other sites
Cimmerian Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Want a salad? I'm sorry! I thought it was a bug! Link to post Share on other sites
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