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Come on, why don't you ever go out with us?

 

There are rules!

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Why don't you just take your neighbor's garden gnome if you like it so much?

 

 

Well, slap that on a pancake and call it dinner.

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What should we do with all of this depleted uranium?

 

Yes, but only after midnight.

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Do you ever talk to rocks?

 

my ruler folds up and is brightly coloured.  

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What's in your pocket?

 

 

Try waving your hand in front of your face really fast.

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How do I make myself dizzy?

 

Wabble wibble waggle wiggle,  jump in and out and all around.

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What's the secret handshake to enter the treehouse?

 

Books are better weapons than you think.

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Why did you bring the librarian to the rumble last night?

 

cinnamon caused my sore throat 

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What happened to the big feast?

 

Your pancakes fell on to a bunch of ants who are climbing a wall with it. 

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Did that earthquake cause any problems?

 

It's cool. I distracted them with Yo Gabba Gabba.

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What happened to all the kids in the daycare that ran away yesterday? 

 

I dropped my last pickle and now it has come back for revenge 

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Umm...why are you hiding behind that trash bin?

 

 

 

Just return it.

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bluedragonwings

Um what should I do with this stinky baby?

 

Obviously the  43 years in jail plus probation they would sentence you to.

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How much time do you think I'll get for harvesting my neighbor's tomatoes?

 

 

I don't want it.

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bluedragonwings

Does your neighbor have a nice tomato plant?

 

Thats a very inappropriate question, and you should be ashamed of yourself. But of course the answer is yes.

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Do you want to go see Wonder Woman?

 

Pancakes have a deep rooted urge to harvest raspberries 

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What's the weirdest thing you've said while drunk?

 

Remake 'Ring Around the Rosey'!

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What was the $200 million movie flop that's first mistake was they signed off up to write the script for?

 

Bears everywhere from where eye can see.

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What nonsensical thing is on your mind?

 

Squashed and warm, comfortable and confused 

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bluedragonwings

How did you feel after being put in a kiddie pool full of kittens?

 

It may taste good, but it will likely turn you into a ghostly mythical creature.

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What's the name of the mermaid in your fantasy novel?

 

When the moon falls into the sea.

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When will the sea flood the land?

 

 

Use it as a hockey stick

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"This could never go wrong" is a quote, often used sarcastically to refer to what?

Apples.

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Can you name a fruit that doesn't start with the letter Q?

 

16 giraffes and a teaspoon of salt.

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To Each Their Own

What's the best way to desiccate a sponge? 

 

Only at first, then it's prickly. 

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bluedragonwings

Did you enjoy being electrocuted?

 

I would, but its green and tastes like WD-40.

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