Jordan... Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 Why should I jump into oncoming traffic? It started out with a kiss, and ended in both of us getting all hot and sweaty in a vat of mash potatoes Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 What asexy kinky fantasy did Jordan admit to in court that resulted in them getting a restraining order from most of the AVENites on this site? :P An part-time off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 What is the G.L.Y.N corporation selling is mass quantities at half price for a limited time only?Stephen Fry, Steve Martin and David Tennant Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 flash forward to 2044 and who were the three best doctor whos? the birds sang and the world rejoiced but grace was in tears as she pondered. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What's the reaction to the World Cup winner going to be? But that isn't physically possible. Link to post Share on other sites
marki Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Why was she so busy thinking about football? She should have seen the bus about to hit her. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Did you hear what happened to that old lady? Somehow, I don't think that's true. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 I heard Rhuin is on a plane right now, coming to visit me :3 What do you think of that?Words do not exist to put into perspective what happened that night. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Hey brah, remember Tja's 21st B-day? I, too, used to be an octopus. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 Did you hear about that family that found out the dad was an octopus?NOT THE BEES! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I just bought a can of Raid, let's test it out, shall we? Only during the commercials. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 Do you ever feel like your breasticles are going to explode when you watch TV? Steve the Goat, In The Bathroom, With the AK-47 Assault Rifle Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Why have you been waiting so long to go pee? 27 "Bush/Gore" stickers. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 What did you take from my porn stash? >.> It's just a sweet and innocent porn stash Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 (I like how there's no comment on the nature of a Bush and Gore sticker given their political opposition.....) What kind of mustache is that, Jordan? Tee-hee....[giggles] Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 (I don't follow US politics, because it is about as bullshit as the British politics :P)So this is my new look what do you think? I think I'd like it more if it didn't exist... Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 What's your opinion of the penis? I'm pretty sure you can go to jail for saying that. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 (I have no issues with the penis... it could just have a little work done to it to make it a bit more attractive :P) What do you call an Irishman behind the wheel of a car? Well. It started out with a drive in the summer sunset, followed by a quick slash across their throat and finishing off in a pool of blood Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 What did I do on my first date with Jordan? I don't think you're supposed to eat that raw..... Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 (I wouldn't kill you on our first date... that's a 3rd date thing :P)Have you ever eaten raw penis? Well... it looks like we'll have to get the ferret Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I said that's what I did on my first date, not what you did. Did you just drop your wedding ring down a drain pipe? If the wind blows just right, you can smell it from here. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 Isn't there an Oreo factory near by?It's raining cats and dogs, beware of the claws, but more importantly beware of fat dogs! Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Doesn't that chilly dog look delicious? You see the thing about them is, they only live once... Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 What is so special about the North Nottinghamshire Chav? Or as Patrick Star would put it "Leedle leedle leedle lee" Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Is "Yo, let's get this done" the Welsh battle cry? Plump my pillow before you leave, dear. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Honey, if you love me, give me a smile? Honey I love you but I just can't smile. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 Give us a smile Rinnie, we all want to see it! *gets dragged off by Rhuin for a "stern word"* People scare me more than I thought Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 What didn't rinnie say because she knew exactly how much people scared her? *gets dragged off by Rhuin for a "stern word"* Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 What did you just say?!?!?!?!? But, my mistress already spanked me today..... Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 Rhuin, you've been a bad girl haven't you? If only it were that easy Link to post Share on other sites
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