Jordan... Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Hey guys, so any of you who hale from Britain may know of this concept, if you have watched Mock the Week, if not then I'll run it through as quickly as I can...The post above will leave an answer, and you have to try and give a question which when asked, the answer would make sense.Example time:#1 - <whatever the hell their question was>A pit full of snakes#2 - What is Samuel L Jackson's version of a child's ball pit?Sometimes soggy, but mainly dry#3 - What is the best way to eat a cookie?etc. etc.So...A lot during summer, but sometimes during winter. Link to post Share on other sites
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Jordan... Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 What am I like when taking a bath, while feeling ill?The warmer the better Link to post Share on other sites
Melody.ExE Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 What were the last words of the man who insisted the sun was a good place to have a holiday? 1 in a million Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 What are the chances I can be as kawaii as Melody.ExE? Wine on the ceiling and a toad in the mug Link to post Share on other sites
Melody.ExE Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 (Woah, that caught me off guard xD Your cuteness levels are off the charts xD) What does a university dorm look like the morning after a party? 6,300 kilometres Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 how long is AVEN arcade, laid out post by post? A songstress, a lamppost, and an antelope! Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 What do I need to get a party started?In a parallel universe that would be perfect Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 What if I started singing the opera? You've opened a can of worms! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 What did he say when you took the last biscuit? That won't grow back. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 What did Van Gogh's friend say to him? If only you didn't slap her on the arse Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why won't this woman leave me alone? Because of the chestnuts. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Why is my hair falling out? He just likes to sit and not think. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 19, 2014 Author Share Posted June 19, 2014 What does Jordan seen to enjoy doing most?The kittens are coming! RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 What is that thunderous sound? If only. Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Can I be a firetruck when I grow up? Allons-y! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Should we get in line for the world's deadliest roller coaster? Well, I should think so. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 19, 2014 Author Share Posted June 19, 2014 does Jordan detest windows because of the sole reason they cannot hug her? Harder, better, faster, stronger Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 /\ /\ What names were rejected for the Seven Dwarfs? /\ /\ \/ \/ 17 badgers and a biscuit! \/ \/ Link to post Share on other sites
binary suns Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Glyn, what did you eat for breakfast today? If I was a millionaire! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Would you buy a turkey farm? Your mom said it was okay. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 Why did you do the macarana on the roof, wearing nothing but a mankini? Spaghetti and meatballs, with a dash of cyanide Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 What are you making me for dinner tomorrow? Once, but it was with a squid. Link to post Share on other sites
Melody.ExE Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Have you ever watched hentai? A cloud in the shape of a dragon Link to post Share on other sites
iff Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 what was the coolest cloud formation you ever saw? 9:15am Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan... Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 What time does party time start at in the household of Melody.EXE? Rainbows and butterflies, even the odd unicorn. Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 What items can you currently get unbelievable deals on if you shopped at the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel? 12 flying turnips and a caterpillar called Keith. Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 What are the ingredients for your favorite recipe? Well, I should think it's obvious. Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Does my bum look big in this? "Squirrels, squirrels - they're all out to get me!" Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 What were my first words? Because if you don't, then I can't. Link to post Share on other sites
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