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Hey guys, so any of you who hale from Britain may know of this concept, if you have watched Mock the Week, if not then I'll run it through as quickly as I can...

The post above will leave an answer, and you have to try and give a question which when asked, the answer would make sense.

Example time:
#1 - <whatever the hell their question was>

A pit full of snakes

#2 - What is Samuel L Jackson's version of a child's ball pit?

Sometimes soggy, but mainly dry

#3 - What is the best way to eat a cookie?

etc. etc.


So...

A lot during summer, but sometimes during winter.

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What am I like when taking a bath, while feeling ill?


The warmer the better

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What were the last words of the man who insisted the sun was a good place to have a holiday?

1 in a million

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What are the chances I can be as kawaii as Melody.ExE?

Wine on the ceiling and a toad in the mug

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(Woah, that caught me off guard xD Your cuteness levels are off the charts xD)

What does a university dorm look like the morning after a party?

6,300 kilometres

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how long is AVEN arcade, laid out post by post?

A songstress, a lamppost, and an antelope!

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What do I need to get a party started?

In a parallel universe that would be perfect

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What if I started singing the opera?

You've opened a can of worms!

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What did Van Gogh's friend say to him?

If only you didn't slap her on the arse

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Why won't this woman leave me alone?

Because of the chestnuts.

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What does Jordan seen to enjoy doing most?


The kittens are coming! RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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What is that thunderous sound?

If only.

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Can I be a firetruck when I grow up?

Allons-y!

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Should we get in line for the world's deadliest roller coaster?

Well, I should think so.

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does Jordan detest windows because of the sole reason they cannot hug her?

Harder, better, faster, stronger

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/\ /\ What names were rejected for the Seven Dwarfs? /\ /\

\/ \/ 17 badgers and a biscuit! \/ \/

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Glyn, what did you eat for breakfast today?

If I was a millionaire!

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Would you buy a turkey farm?

Your mom said it was okay.

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Why did you do the macarana on the roof, wearing nothing but a mankini?

Spaghetti and meatballs, with a dash of cyanide

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What are you making me for dinner tomorrow?

Once, but it was with a squid.

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Have you ever watched hentai?

A cloud in the shape of a dragon

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what was the coolest cloud formation you ever saw?

9:15am

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What time does party time start at in the household of Melody.EXE?

Rainbows and butterflies, even the odd unicorn.

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What items can you currently get unbelievable deals on if you shopped at the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel?

12 flying turnips and a caterpillar called Keith.

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What are the ingredients for your favorite recipe?

Well, I should think it's obvious.

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Does my bum look big in this?

"Squirrels, squirrels - they're all out to get me!"

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What were my first words?

Because if you don't, then I can't.

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