Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 (for asexuals)

[Steph Ace]

Your Score:
Dating 30.77% - Dated Seriously
Self-Lovin' 81.82% - Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness 96.77% - Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 95.24% - Monks are envious
Straightness 57.41% - Done the nasty, but not creativity
Gayness 79.63% - Repressed, are we?
Dominant 93.33% - Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 98.41% - Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 96.94% - Refreshingly normal
Total Score 85.55%

[bananadan]

Dating: 65.38% -- Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin': 65.15% -- Master of your Domain

Shamelessness: 96.77% -- Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive: 95.24% -- Monks are envious

Straightness: 98.15% -- Just go fuck something, okay?

Submissive:: 98.41% -- Submits to no one...almost

Fucking Sick: 94.9% -- Refreshingly normal

Gayness: 98.15% -- Repressed, are we?

Dominant: 100% -- Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Total Score: 91.63%

[The Ace Otaku]

Dating 61.54% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 89.39% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 96.77% Has yet to see self in mirror

Straightness 98.15% Just go fucksomething, okay?

Fucking Sick 98.98% Refreshingly normal

Sex Drive 100% Monks are envious

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 96.01%

[Valja]

Dating 96.15% 35% You - have you ever kissed a girl? Self-Lovin' 98.48% 60.7% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 98.39% 77.31% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 100% 75.11% Monks are envious Straightness 100% 39.71% Just go fucksomething, okay? Gayness 100% 77.47% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.41% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.53% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 100% 89.62% Refreshingly normal Total Score 99.43% 73.59%

I got 99, 43%

[Ficulnean]

This was hilarious. Here is my score, although the dom/sub scores don't count desire . . . but since I've no desire to do anything with anyone anyways, they're accurate enough.

Dating 96.15% 35% You - have you ever kissed a girl? Self-Lovin' 84.85% 60.7% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 93.55% 77.31% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 100% 75.11% Monks are envious Straightness 100% 39.71% Just go fuck something, okay? Gayness 100% 77.47% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.41% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.53% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 100% 89.62% Refreshingly normal Total Score 97.15% 73.6%

[Xerces Blue]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All
( total) Dating 88.46% 35.01% You - have you ever kissed a girl? Self-Lovin' 95.45% 60.7% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 100% 77.31% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 100% 75.11% Monks are envious Straightness 100% 39.71% Just go fucksomething, okay? Gayness 100% 77.47% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.41% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.53% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 100% 89.62% Refreshingly normal Total Score 98.86% 73.6%

God this test was funny.

[Breathing....]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...

Dating 92.31% 35.01% You - have you ever kissed a girl?

Self-Lovin' 90.91% 60.7% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness. 100% 77.31% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 100%. 75.11% Monks are envious

Straightness 100% 39.71% Just go fuck something, okay?

Gayness 100% 77.47% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% 86.41% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.53% Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 100% 89.62% Refreshingly normal

Total Score 98.48% 73.6%

Though the fact that I've never had sex means that I pretty much ticked no boxes...

[Hooded_Crow]

Dating 65.38% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 86.36% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 96.77% Has yet to see self in mirror

Fucking Sick 98.98% Refreshingly normal

Sex Drive 100% Monks are envious

Straightness 100% Just go fuck something, okay?

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 96.01%

[FreyLokey]

Dating 88.46%

Self-Lovin' 89.39%

Shamelessness 100%

Sex Drive 100%

Straightness 100%

Gayness 100%

Dominant 100%

Submissive 100%

Fucking Sick 100%

Total Score 98.1%

[whitesphere]

This was interesting:

My score is the left-most column, average for all users is center, last is for asexual Causasian, Liberal, Single, males:

Dating 57.69% 35.02% 64.1% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 86.36% 60.7% 71.21% Never taken out of the packaging Straightness 87.04% 39.72% 72.22% Just go fuck something, okay? Dominant 98.33% 86.41% 97.78% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Fucking Sick 98.98% 89.62% 97.96% Refreshingly normal Shamelessness 100% 77.32% 94.62% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 100% 75.12% 94.44% Monks are envious Gayness 100% 77.48% 86.42% Repressed, are we? Submissive 100% 86.54% 98.94% Submits to no one... almost Total Score 94.49% 73.6% 88.53%

[Void in Color]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total) Dating 69.23% 35.02% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 81.82% 60.71% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 98.39% 77.32% Has yet to see self in mirror Straightness 98.15% 39.72% Just go fucksomething, okay? Dominant 98.33% 86.41% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Fucking Sick 94.9% 89.62% Refreshingly normal Sex Drive 100% 75.12% Monks are envious Gayness 100% 77.48% Repressed, are we? Submissive 100% 86.54% Submits to no one... almost Total Score 94.68% 73.6%

Lost some points for dating and some curiosity.

[Iggy]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...

Your Score:

Average For All Users

Average For All

( total)

Dating

73.08%

35.02%

Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin'

86.36%

60.71%

Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness

96.77%

77.32%

Has yet to see self in mirror

Straightness

74.07%

39.72%

Done the nasty, but not creatively

Gayness

83.33%

77.48%

Repressed, are we?

Submissive

95.24%

86.54%

Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick

91.84%

89.62%

Refreshingly normal

Sex Drive

100%

75.12%

Monks are envious

Dominant

100%

86.41%

Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Total Score

90.11%

73.6%

Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0

and see how you match up!

(By The Ferrett)

[Guest]

Some of those questions towards the end were pretty intense...

Dating 73.08% 35.02% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 63.64% 60.71% Master of your domain Straightness 96.3% 39.73% Just go fucksomething, okay? Shamelessness 100% 77.32% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 100% 75.12% Monks are envious Gayness 100% 77.48% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.42% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.54% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 100% 89.62% Refreshingly normal Total Score 93.73% 73.6%

[DiEvAl]

Dating 84.62% 35.03% You - have you ever kissed a girl?

Nope.

Self-Lovin' 96.97% 60.71% Never taken out of the packaging

I can't think of any funny comment, so I'll go meta

Shamelessness 98.39% 77.32% Has yet to see self in mirror

I haven't seen myself yet, because the light didn't have time to reach the mirror and come back. But I've seen my past self

Fucking Sick 98.98% 89.62% Refreshingly normal

I woke up at 3 AM needing to pee, the girls bathroom was right next door, and guys bathroom was on the other end of a looooong corridor. I'd call this "fucking lazy", not "fucking sick". Or even "fucking build more bathrooms" ;-)

Sex Drive 100% 75.12% Monks are envious

Duh, what else did you expect from a nonlibidoist?

Straightness 100% 39.73% Just go fuck something, okay?

Just because you say so?!

Gayness 100% 77.48% Repressed, are we?

Don't think so, but it'd be hard to proof

Dominant 100% 86.42% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

I'm not really interested in crossbreeding. Especially not near weird signs

Submissive 100% 86.54% Submits to no one... almost

Sometimes I submit... web forms to whomever is set in it's `action`

Total Score 98.48% 73.61%

[Tayet]

Self-Lovin'

75.76%

Shamelessness

98.39%

Fucking Sick

96.94%

Dating

100%

Sex Drive

100%

Straightness

100%

Gayness

100%

Dominant

100%

Submissive

100%

Total Score 96.2%

[JacquelineSparrow]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All Bisexual Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 17 to 23-Year old Females

(329 total)

Dating 76.92% 35.04% 28.13% You - have you ever kissed a girl?

Self-Lovin' 68.18% 60.71% 56.7% Master of your domain

Shamelessness 87.1% 77.32% 71.41% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 90.48% 75.12% 71.86% Monks are envious

Straightness 64.81% 39.74% 34.06% Done the nasty, but not creatively

Gayness 94.44% 77.49% 55.28% Repressed, are we?

Submissive 92.06% 86.54% 80.91% Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 92.86% 89.62% 85.57% Refreshingly normal

Dominant 100% 86.42% 85.06% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Total Score 86.12% 73.61% 67.36%

Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0

and see how you match up!

(By The Ferrett)

[crinklyace]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...

Dating 84.62% 35.04% You - have you ever kissed a girl?

Self-Lovin' 81.82% 60.72% Never taken out of the packaging

Fucking Sick 94.9% 89.63% Refreshingly normal

Shamelessness 100% 77.33% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 100% 75.13% Monks are envious

Straightness 100% 39.75% Just go fucksomething, okay?

Gayness 100% 77.49% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% 86.42% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.54% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 96.01% 73.61%

I wonder how results differ between sexual age groups as opposed to asexuals taking a test on sexuality?

[pyroshadow]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
Your Score Average For All Users Average For All ( total)
Dating - 34.62% - 35.05% - Dated seriously

Self-Lovin' - 77.27% - 60.72% - Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness - 83.87% - 77.33% - Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive - 90.48% - 75.13% - Monks are envious

Straightness - 35.19% - 39.76% - Experienced, but with room to grow

Gayness - 98.15% - 77.49% - Repressed, are we?

Dominant - 91.67% - 86.42% - Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive - 96.83% - 86.54% - Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick - 96.94% - 89.63% - Refreshingly normal

Total Score - 82.51% - 73.61%

I'm no where near as "pure" as you guys o.o guess my downfall is I'm Demi, and I was in a serious 3-4 year relationship from the age of about 18/19 onward, where I was still learning what I liked and didn't and who I was etc,
and then I met up with an old best friend who also turned out to Demi that ended up like "friends with benefits" in our own messed up way... confused so many of our friends xD

Edit: Stupid formatting.

[Prisma]

This test is seriously sick! I wanna puke just reading these questions xD

Got overall score of 96.96%, btw

[Ankh-Morpork]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All Asexual Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 27 to 33-Year old Males
(2 total)

Dating 38.46% 35.06% 38.46% Dated seriously

Self-Lovin' 65.15% 60.72% 63.64% Master of your domain

Shamelessness 91.94% 77.33% 91.13% Has yet to see self in mirror

Straightness 37.04% 39.77% 65.74% Experienced, but with room to grow

Fucking Sick 96.94% 89.63% 95.92% Refreshingly normal

Sex Drive 100% 75.13% 95.24% Monks are envious

Gayness 100% 77.5% 60.19% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% 86.42% 96.67% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.54% 97.62% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 84.6% 73.62% 81.94%

[supersymmetry]

Got 89.54%, which I think is one of the lowest ones on this forum. o.0 Reminds me of the standards of school work in the accelerated programs...

Strange, though; thought I'd be more pure since I'm younger and have had most likely less life experience. Or maybe I'm just taking this too freely and saying YES to things like 'have you ever showered with someone' even though it was just with my mother when I was 3. lol

[Karret]

Dating 80.77% 35.06% You - have you ever kissed a girl?

Self-Lovin' 90.91% 60.73% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 98.39% 77.34% Has yet to see self in mirror

Fucking Sick 98.98% 89.63% Refreshingly normal

Sex Drive 100% 75.14% Monks are envious

Straightness 100% 39.77% Just go fuck something, okay?

Gayness 100% 77.5% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% 86.42% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.54% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 97.53% 73.62%

o vo .... I don't get that 'average for all' column, like is that what people would say to you or? xDa

[g_squidman]

I just have one question: What do beads from New Orleans have to do with anything?

[OddAudio]

I just have one question: What do beads from New Orleans have to do with anything?

For Mardi Gras celebrations (I believe in general, but specifically in New Orleans Mardi Gras celebrations) you get beads for flashing those on the floats (or flashing anyone I believe...)

And my results:

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...

Your Score:

Dating 69.23% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 84.85% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 98.39% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 97.62% Monks are envious

Straightness 96.3% Just go fuck something, okay?

Dominant 98.33% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Fucking Sick 97.96% Refreshingly normal

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?

Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 95.25%

[wickedsoup]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All Asexual Liberal 18 to 24-Year old Females

Dating 61.54% 35.08% 59.76%

Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 87.88% 60.74% 78.9%

Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 96.77% 77.35% 92.47

Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 100% 75.15% 94.08%

Monks are envious

Straightness 100% 39.8% 81.81%

Just go fuck something, okay?

Gayness 100% 77.51% 91.79%

Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% 86.43% 97.09%

Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.55% 94.26%

Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 100% 89.63% 95.92%

Refreshingly normal

Total Score 96.2% 73.63% 89.52%

Did not realize how asexy I am until right now.

[Dana_LaBerge]

http://www.theferrett.com/purity2/return.php?ID=73576

How did you post the table?

I just have one question: What do beads from New Orleans have to do with anything?

At Mardi Gras a lot of people will give you beads if you go topless or flash boobies at them.

[The Wreyck]

I found this to be slightly annoying that it is based highly on what I've done and not what I think/fantasize/want to do but just haven't had the opportunity to do so yet. Regardless, 86.5%.

[chair jockey]

The test is far too long for something non-mandatory and that offers no true benefit for completion. By the time I got to the Dominance questions I was so bored that I simply stopped. In the previous sections I had checked between 20% and 50% of the boxes, but don't remember which ones.

[anann]

Very weird questions. I did a lot of assuming I don't know what that is and I don't want to know either.

My total score was 99.4.

I checked 2 boxes - that I've shared a bed with someone (mostly to save money when staying in a hotel and absolutely not sexual in any way) and I tried to masturbate once to try and figure out what the big deal was (at 28-because I never knew what it meant before that), I still don't understand why I would try to do that again.

[HanBanan]

"Dated seriously." Well, I'd hope so, since I'm getting married in August... :P