Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 (for asexuals)

[Guest]

looks like I'm the most perverted so far (out of those here who have taken the test) .. not sure if I should be proud or ashamed :P haha

EDIT: no, I lie, I see there is one less than 50% up there in the total score results haha.. who is this very dodgy person?? :D

[Retronaut]

<table width="500" style="margin: 5px; border: 1px solid #cc0000; padding: 8px; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff" align="center"><tr style="background-color: #ffccff; font: 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><td colspan="5" style="text-align: center;"><strong>Your <A href="http://www.theferrett.com/purity2/">Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score</a> Is... </strong></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid; font-weight: bold" width="20%"> </td><td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid; font-weight: bold" width="25%">Your Score:</td><td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid; font-weight: bold" width="25%">Average For All Users</td><td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid; font-weight: bold" width="25%">Average For All <br />( total)</td><td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid; font-weight: bold" width="25%"> </td></tr><tr valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Dating</strong></td><td width="25%">65.38%</td><td width="25%">34.82%</td><td width="25%">Flirts mildly, then runs away </td></tr><tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;" valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Self-Lovin'</strong></td><td width="25%">83.33%</td><td width="25%">60.6%</td><td width="25%">Never taken out of the packaging </td></tr><tr valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Shamelessness</strong></td><td width="25%">95.16%</td><td width="25%">77.24%</td><td width="25%">Has yet to see self in mirror </td></tr><tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;" valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Sex Drive</strong></td><td width="25%">95.24%</td><td width="25%">75.02%</td><td width="25%">Monks are envious </td></tr><tr valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Straightness</strong></td><td width="25%">74.07%</td><td width="25%">39.5%</td><td width="25%">Done the nasty, but not creatively </td></tr><tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;" valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Gayness</strong></td><td width="25%">98.15%</td><td width="25%">77.4%</td><td width="25%">Repressed, are we? </td></tr><tr valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Fucking Sick</strong></td><td width="25%">97.96%</td><td width="25%">89.6%</td><td width="25%">Refreshingly normal </td></tr><tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;" valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Dominant</strong></td><td width="25%">100%</td><td width="25%">86.36%</td><td width="25%">Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs </td></tr><tr valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Submissive</strong></td><td width="25%">100%</td><td width="25%">86.5%</td><td width="25%">Submits to no one... almost </td></tr><tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;" valign="top"><td width="25%"><strong>Total Score</strong></td><td width="25%">92.02%</td><td width="25%">73.51%</td><td width="25%"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="5" align="center"><a href="http://www.theferrett.com/purity2/"><strong>Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0<br>and see how you match up!</strong></a><br /><br />(By <a href="http://theferrett.livejournal.com/">The Ferrett</a>)</td></tr></table>

[Retronaut]

Oh bugger, that didn't go well!

To cut a long story short, 92.02% :-/

[Excandesco]

Dating 30.77% Dated Seriously. (Well not really xD)
Self-Lovin' 51.52% Master of your domain.
Sex Drive 71.43% A fool for love, but not always.

Shamelessness 82.26% Has yet to see self in mirror

Straightness 11.11% Knows the other body type like a map.
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Dominant 81.76% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 94.9% Refreshingly normal

Total Score 73.95%

[Sundance_]

98.48%. The only reason I lost any points was because I dated a little bit.

[I am the Doctor]

Yeah gave up halfway through as I found myself googling things way too much to see what they were, as I had no idea what the question was about

(I'm not that innocent you should hear my Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville Jokes)

Simon

[Diforto]

Dating 96.15% 34.84% You - have you ever kissed a girl? Self-Lovin' 92.42% 60.61% Never taken out of the packaging Sex Drive 97.62% 75.03% Monks are envious Fucking Sick 98.98% 89.6% Refreshingly normal Shamelessness 100% 77.24% Has yet to see self in mirror Straightness 100% 39.52% Just go fucksomething, okay? Gayness 100% 77.41% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.36% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.5% Submits to no one... almost Total Score 98.48% 73.52%

How polyamory is fucking sick? Knowing that it doesn't imply sexual intercourse...

[iff]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total)

Dating 92.31% You - have you ever kissed a girl?

Self-Lovin' 93.94% Never taken out of the packaging

Fucking Sick 95.92% Refreshingly normal

Shamelessness 100% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 100% Monks are envious

Straightness 100% Just go fuck something, okay?

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 98.1%

[Musixeer]

My Score Average For All

Self-Lovin' 96.97% 60.61% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 98.39% 77.25% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 97.62% 75.03% Monks are envious

Dating 100% 34.84% You - have you ever kissed a girl?

Straightness 100% 39.53% Just go fuck something, okay?

Gayness 100% 77.41% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% 86.36% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.5% Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 100% 89.6% Refreshingly normal

Total Score 99.24% 73.53%

Was anyone else disturbed by many of the questions on that test?

P.S. to helana 12_13: I see Korra on your avatar (the pun is a happy accident). Awesome show.

[frecklesandyarn]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...

Dating 73.08% 34.84% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 72.73% 60.61% Master of your domain

Shamelessness 95.16% 77.25% Has yet to see self in mirror

Straightness 98.15% 39.53% Just go fucksomething, okay?

Gayness 98.15% 77.41% Repressed, are we?

Fucking Sick 92.86% 89.6% Refreshingly normal

Sex Drive 100% 75.03% Monks are envious

Dominant 100% 86.36% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.5% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 92.97% 73.53%

[anotherjessica]

Dating 92.31%

Self-Lovin' 93.94%

Shamelessness 98.39%

Sex Drive 100%

Straightness 100%

Gayness 100%

Dominant 100%

Submissive 100%

Fucking Sick 100%

Total Score 98.67%

[Sinead Buckley]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All Asexual Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 15 to 21-Year old Females
(23 total)

Dating 69.23% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 75.76% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 87.1% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 95.24% Monks are envious

Straightness 98.15% Just go fuck something, okay?

Submissive 98.41% Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 95.92% Refreshingly normal

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Total Score 92.4%

[Isa]

Dating: 65,38%, flirts mildly, then runs away.

Self-loving: 84,85%, never taken out of the packaging.

Shamelessness: 98,39%, has yet to see self in mirror.

Sex drive: 97,62%, monks are envious.

Straightness: 90,74%, just go fuck something, okay?

Gayness: 100%, repressed, are we?

Dominant: 100%, afraid to cross at "don't walk" signs.

Submissive: 100%, submits to no one - almost.

Fucking sick: 100%, refreshingly normal.

Total score: 95,06%

"Monks are envious." :DDD

[iujghewbge]

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[Sebastian Grace]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total) Dating 46.15% 34.87% Dated seriously Self-Lovin' 80.3% 60.63% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 95.16% 77.26% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 90.48% 75.05% Monks are envious Straightness 53.7% 39.56% Done the nasty, but not creatively Gayness 72.22% 77.42% Had that experience at camp Fucking Sick 93.88% 89.61% Refreshingly normal Dominant 100% 86.37% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.51% Submits to no one... almost Total Score 84.79% 73.54%

[canguy]

Dating 88.46% You - have you ever kissed a girl?
Self-Lovin' 84.85% Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness 100% Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 100% Monks are envious
Straightness 100% Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 100% Refreshingly normal
Total Score 97.53%

WOW. I really should tell monks my secret, its just not fair keeping it to myself.

Dating 88.46% You - have you ever kissed a girl?
Self-Lovin' 84.85% Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness 100% Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 100% Monks are envious
Straightness 100% Just go fuck something, okay?
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 100% Refreshingly normal
Total Score 97.53%

WOW. I really should tell monks my secret, its just not fair keeping it to myself.

[Diceman]

Dating 42.31% 34.87% 61.54% Dated seriously Self-Lovin' 66.67% 60.63% 59.85% Master of your domain Shamelessness 95.16% 77.26% 96.78% Has yet to see self in mirror Straightness 40.74% 39.56% 56.48% Experienced, but with room to grow Sex Drive 100% 75.05% 100% Monks are envious Gayness 100% 77.42% 100% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.37% 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.51% 100% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 100% 89.61% 98.98% Refreshingly normal Total Score 86.31% 73.54% 88.02%

[SithLord]

Dating 73.08% 34.89% 51.54% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 90.91% 60.64% 82.12% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 95.16% 77.27% 93.55% Has yet to see self in mirror Straightness 96.3% 39.58% 60.74% Just go fuck something, okay? Dominant 96.67% 86.38% 98.67% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 95.24% 86.51% 97.14% Submits to no one... almost Sex Drive 100% 75.05% 96.19% Monks are envious Gayness 100% 77.43% 100% Repressed, are we? Fucking Sick 100% 89.61% 95.92% Refreshingly normal Total Score 95.63% 73.54% 89.01%

[JessieJay13]

Dating

65.38%

34.89%

58.04%

Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin'

71.21%

60.64%

72.45%

Master of your domain

Shamelessness

95.16%

77.27%

90.03%

Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive

95.24%

75.05%

95.02%

Monks are envious

Fucking Sick

96.94%

89.61%

94.25%

Refreshingly normal

Straightness

100%

39.58%

81.82%

Just go fucksomething, okay?

Gayness

100%

77.43%

94.95%

Repressed, are we?

Dominant

100%

86.38%

96.97%

Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive

100%

86.51%

95.38%

Submits to no one... almost

Total Score

93.16%

73.54%

88.54%

[MooseAntlers]

Dating 73.08% 34.89% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 96.97% 60.64% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 100% 77.27% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 100% 75.05% Monks are envious

Straightness 100% 39.58% Just go fucksomething, okay?

Gayness 100% 77.43% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% 86.38% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.51% Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 100% 89.61% Refreshingly normal

Total Score 98.29% 73.55%

[SquirrelCat]

I tried to do it but kept getting distracted (b/c it was so long and such repetitive a wall of text) and because I got distracted I got bored and quit...

...story of my life :P <_<

[Hunter of Artemis]

Total score was 95.25%

[Asurin]

Dating 61.54% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self Lovin' 78.79% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 83.87 Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 95.24 Monks are envious

Straightness 66.67% Done the nasty, but not creatively

Dominant 96.67% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 90.48% Submits to no one... almost

Fucking Sick 95.92% Refreshingly normal

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?

Total Score 87.45%

[NJMoose]

[Christinanc93]

Dating 57.69% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 84.85% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 93.55% Has yet to see self in mirror

Straightness 92.59% Just go fuck something, okay?

Fucking Sick 98.98% Refreshingly normal

Sex Drive 100% Monks are envious

Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100%. Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 94.3%

[Ultima]

For your poll, I am unsure how to answer the last 2 because I am not sure about my romantic orientation.

I think some of the question in the Purity Test needed to be changed or more specified. Specifically in the Gayness section there are questions about seeing people of the same gender naked and anyone who was in the army, would definitely have seen someone of the same gender completely naked when taking a shower and essentially I have taken showers with other men simply because in my barracks the showers were completely open with no stalls - I literally stood no more than 2ft away from other guys showering. This also applies to many high school locker rooms.

The Shamelessness section seemed to be aimed almost entirely at women. I think most non-asexual men could easily score at least 90% on this part.

Here are my scores:

[Frac]

Got a total score of 92.21%.

Most of the non-purity came from dating and straightness, because it's pretty difficult to have a relationship without having sex :P

I can imagine an aro ace easily getting a score above 95%, though.

All in all this was just silly.

[Ultima]

Got a total score of 92.21%.

Most of the non-purity came from dating and straightness, because it's pretty difficult to have a relationship without having sex :P

I can imagine an aro ace easily getting a score above 95%, though.

All in all this was just silly.

I think the aro ace would also have to not have a sex drive. If you look at my scores, you will notice that my only low score was self-lovin'.

[Frac]

I think the aro ace would also have to not have a sex drive. If you look at my scores, you will notice that my only low score was self-lovin'.

Good point. I guess the only person who could theoretically get a score above 98% would be a nonlibidoist rather than a "traditional" asexual.

[Ultima]

I think the aro ace would also have to not have a sex drive. If you look at my scores, you will notice that my only low score was self-lovin'.

Good point. I guess the only person who could theoretically get a score above 98% would be a nonlibidoist rather than a "traditional" asexual.

Yeah, I was sure I would also get a higher score on the dating one too because I have never dated. But then came the questions about sex jokes and discussing masturbation.