Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 (for asexuals)

[Temierus]

I feel my results are skewed since I don't know what many of these things are, and we don't meet the traditional 'dating' definition.

But my total is a 97.34.

[Hikishi]

This is.... completely unsurprising haha.

[NinjaRobot]

Purity Test by Ninja.Robot, on Flickr

[Maria92]

...yep, seems about right.

Dating: 57.69%

Self-Lovin': 68.18%

Shamelessness: 93.55%

Sex Drive: 95.24%

Gayness: 35.19%

Submissive: 57.14%

Fucking Sick: 92.86%

Straightness: 100%

Dominant: 100%

Total Score: 79.66%

[Zenepheon]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All Asexual Single 17 to 23-Year old Females
(67 total)

Dating 50%; 34.75%; 56.54%

Self-Lovin' 89.39%; 60.56%; 78.58%

Shamelessness 85.48%; 77.21%; 90.47%

Sex Drive 92.86%; 74.98%; 91.19%

Straightness 53.7%; 39.41%; 75.48%

Gayness 88.89%; 77.38%; 93.09%

Dominant 86.67%; 86.34%; 96.29%

Submissive 95.24%; 86.48%; 95.47%

Fucking Sick 91.84%; 89.59%; 94.64%

Total Score 84.41%; 73.48%; 88.15%

I'm honestly pretty confused. The categories I checked the most on got lower scores and the categories I checked least on got high percentages?

Honestly these results are warped anyways because I wouldn't have done the majority of these things had my boyfriend not pressured me into it

[Cherellice]

Dating: 80.77%
Self-Lovin' 100%
Shamelessness 100%
Sex Drive 100%
Straightness 100%
Gayness 100%
Dominant 100%
Submissive 100%
Fucking Sick 100%
Total Score 99.05%

The only reason I got 80% on Dating is because of that love letter I send and because I shared a bed with someone once. :P

Also, Monks are envious. I love that. xD

[Bookworm42]

Dating- 80.77%

Self Lovin'- 66.67%

Shamelessness- 93.55%

Sex Drive- 95.24%

Fucking Sick- 95.92%

Straightness- 100%

Gayness- 100%

Dominant- 100%

Submissive- 100%

Ok, so I have bought a couple erotica books. But does my Self Lovin' really need to be my lowest score?

[5_♦♣]

I'm honestly pretty confused. The categories I checked the most on got lower scores and the categories I checked least on got high percentages?

Honestly these results are warped anyways because I wouldn't have done the majority of these things had my boyfriend not pressured me into it

That's how purity tests work: The more things you check off, the lower your score.

[Wokgran X]

Dating 69.23%- Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin' 71.21% Master of your domain
Sex Drive 97.62% Monks are envious
Straightness 98.15% Just go fuck something, okay?
Fucking Sick 98.98% Refreshingly normal
Shamelessness 100% Has yet to see self in mirror
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost
Total Score 94.3%

[FOXracingfan]

Dating 53.85%

Self-Lovin' 93.94%

Shamelessness 96.77%

Fucking Sick 96.94%

Sex Drive 100%

Straightness 100%

Gayness 100%

Dominant 100%

Submissive 100%

Total Score 96.01%

[Artistofnoname]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total) Sex Drive 97.62% 74.99% Monks are envious Dating 100% 34.76% You - have you ever kissed a girl? Self-Lovin' 100% 60.57% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 100% 77.22% Has yet to see self in mirror Straightness 100% 39.43% Just go fuck something, okay? Gayness 100% 77.38% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.34% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.48% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 100% 89.59% Refreshingly normal Total Score 99.81% 73.49%

Only thing on here I ever did was tell someone I loved them when I didn't.

[Saroon]

Lol, I can't access the test. It's banned in my country for some reason.

[KatieDidn't]

Your Score
Self-Lovin' 98.48% Never taken out of the packaging Dating 100% You - have you ever kissed a girl? Shamelessness 100% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 100% Monks are envious Straightness 100% Just go fuck something, okay? Gayness 100% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 100% Refreshingly normal Total Score 99.81%

[AprilStorms]

My total was 98.1% and I just spent several minutes laughing at the amount of sass on this website:

And these shocking statistics:

[Sir_Lord_Brit]

Total Score: 97.53%

[elleba_wolf]

sex drive score :"monks are envious"

i snickered at how true this is

[Meirella]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total) Dating 69.23% 34.77% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 95.45% 60.58% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 95.16% 77.22% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 97.62% 75% Monks are envious Straightness 62.96% 39.44% Done the nasty, but not creatively Gayness 92.59% 77.39% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.35% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.49% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 100% 89.59% Refreshingly normal Total Score 92.59% 73.49%

Woah I got a lower score than I thought I would xD

[mayve]

:O

[Guest]

Dating 46.15% Dated seriously
Self-Lovin' 71.21% Master of your domain
Shamelessness 98.39% Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 97.62% Monks are envious
Straightness 92.59% Just go fuck something, okay?
Fucking Sick 96.94% Refreshingly normal
Gayness 100% Repressed, are we?
Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost
Total Score 92.02%

[Nico-Nico Friendo]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total) Dating 65.38% 34.78% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 81.82% 60.58% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 96.77% 77.22% Has yet to see self in mirror Straightness 98.15% 39.45% Just go fuck something, okay? Fucking Sick 98.98% 89.59% Refreshingly normal Sex Drive 100% 75% Monks are envious Gayness 100% 77.39% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.35% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.49% Submits to no one... almost Total Score 95.25% 73.5%

[eeriesilence]

...not sure if I'm surprised or not. :redface:

[Nothings_Changed]

dude, i almost dont wanna post it because so many here are in the 90+%, but here i go! not ashamed!

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All
( total) Dating 57.69% 34.78% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 51.52% 60.58% Master of your domain Shamelessness 80.65% 77.22% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 85.71% 75% Monks are envious Straightness 51.85% 39.45% Done the nasty, but not creatively Gayness 25.93% 77.39% At least one weekend of ecstasy Dominant 46.67% 86.35% Whips people into shape Submissive 42.86% 86.49% A playtoy when the mood is right Fucking Sick 58.16% 89.59% Dipped into depravity Total Score 55.13% 73.5%

[cenlyra]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total) Dating 46.15% 34.78% Dated seriously Self-Lovin' 96.97% 60.58% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 98.39% 77.22% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 97.62% 75% Monks are envious Straightness 92.59% 39.45% Just go fuck something, okay? Fucking Sick 98.98% 89.59% Refreshingly normal Gayness 100% 77.39% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.35% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.49% Submits to no one... almost Total Score 95.63% 73.5%

[InoSasuke18]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total) Dating 42.31% 34.78% Dated seriously Self-Lovin' 84.85% 60.58% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 90.32% 77.22% Has yet to see self in mirror Straightness 59.26% 39.46% Done the nasty, but not creatively Fucking Sick 98.98% 89.59% Refreshingly normal Sex Drive 100% 75% Monks are envious Gayness 100% 77.39% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.35% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.49% Submits to no one... almost Total Score 89.73% 73.5%

[TarinSai80]

My scores:

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All ----
(1 total) Dating 38.46% 34.78% 38.46% Dated seriously Self-Lovin' 62.12% 60.58% 62.12% Master of your domain Shamelessness 90.32% 77.23% 90.32% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 90.48% 75% 90.48% Monks are envious Straightness 94.44% 39.46% 94.44% Just go fucksomething, okay? Gayness 20.37% 77.39% 20.37% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame Dominant 93.33% 86.35% 93.33% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 95.24% 86.49% 95.24% Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick 94.9% 89.59% 94.9% Refreshingly normal Total Score 79.28% 73.5% 79.28%

Just about what I expected - and I love that I got: "Makes Dr. Frank.n.Furter look tame" XD

[Scifiknitwit]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All

( total) Dating 88.46% 34.79% You - have you ever kissed a girl? Self-Lovin' 89.39% 60.59% Never taken out of the packaging Fucking Sick 98.98% 89.59% Refreshingly normal Shamelessness 100% 77.23% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 100% 75.01% Monks are envious Straightness 100% 39.47% Just go fucksomething, okay? Gayness 100% 77.39% Repressed, are we? Dominant 100% 86.35% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 100% 86.49% Submits to no one... almost Total Score 97.91% 73.5%

[h_langley]

Dating 88.46% You - have you ever kissed a girl?

Self-Lovin' 60.61% Master of your domain

Gayness 92.59% Repressed, are we?

Fucking Sick 97.96% Refreshingly normal

Shamelessness 100% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 100% Monks are envious

Straightness 100% Just go fuck something, okay?

Dominant 100% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 93.35%

[Guest]

Sooo, this test was fun, but it's total crap haha. After I got my results (surprised at how normal they were considering my past) I did it twice more, once answering all the pretty normal questions (ever shaved your pubes? ever had your ears pierced? ever french kissed? ever held hands? etc etc) then I answered the same amount of questions, but all the 'dirty' ones (ever practiced bestiality? ever practiced necrophilia? ever willingly committed incest? etc etc). The results were exactly the same time, both times: Ever kissed a girl? for dating. Repressed are we? for Gay. Monks are envious, for Sex Drive. Refreshingly Normal, for the Fucking Sick category (that's even with all the illegal/most depraved questions answered, just missing all the relatively normal things haha)

So, this test is based on the amount of boxes you tick, not the content of the boxes you have ticked. Whereas, it's the content that is important here (having sex with an animal, or a sibling/parent, or a dead body, are very different things from kissing someone with a tongue piercing, having pierced ears, or entering a bathroom of the opposite sex - however, these are all in the same category, and all equal the same score)

Here are my results anyway, not that it really matters ^_^

[Onmyouji]

Dating 73.08% 34.82% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 71.21% 60.6% Master of your domain Shamelessness 98.39% 77.24% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 97.62% 75.02% Monks are envious Straightness 37.04% 39.5% Experienced, but with room to grow Dominant 98.33% 86.36% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive 98.41% 86.5% Submits to no one... almost Gayness 100% 77.4% Repressed, are we? Fucking Sick 100% 89.6% Refreshingly normal Total Score 87.83% 73.51%

At first I wondered if getting above average on all of these meant something, but it looks like half the people in this thread got "Monks are Envious" and such so I guess it's normal.

Agree with everyone that the site is hilarious.

[Guest]

Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All ( total)

Dating 69.23% 34.82% Flirts mildly, then runs away

Self-Lovin' 90.91% 60.6% Never taken out of the packaging

Shamelessness 96.77% 77.24% Has yet to see self in mirror

Sex Drive 97.62% 75.02% Monks are envious

Straightness 57.41% 39.5% Done the nasty, but not creatively

Fucking Sick 95.92% 89.6% Refreshingly normal

Gayness 100% 77.4% Repressed, are we?

Dominant 100% 86.36% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs

Submissive 100% 86.5% Submits to no one... almost

Total Score 91.63% 73.51%

Lol, that was the weirdest (is that even a word) test I have ever done :D