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nerdperson777   
nerdperson777
3 hours ago, Kaikat said:

I was watching the live action Cinderella with my mom once, and when it got to the part where Cinderella walks into the ballroom and the prince runs to the other side of the room and the crowd parts for them to dramatically meet in the center, i started to laugh. We were in the theater, and though I was being quiet my mom got upset at me for ruining one of the most romantically charged parts of the movie. Heck, all I could think was that Cinderella was freakin Moses and how in the heck did all those people know to part for them??

When my friend and I watched Moana, I asked where that raised ledge in the parted waves came from. There was just a smooth path there, and then suddenly, dramatic ledge to stand on. 

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Kaikat   
Kaikat
1 minute ago, nerdperson777 said:

When my friend and I watched Moana, I asked where that raised ledge in the parted waves came from. There was just a smooth path there, and then suddenly, dramatic ledge to stand on. 

Legitimately, that scene is like:

1. Convenient wind is convenient

2. Everything is in slow motion except her mouth and the song coming out of it

3. Convenient dramatic ledge is convenient

4. Mosesana

and its really great XD

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nerdperson777   
nerdperson777
8 minutes ago, Kaikat said:

Legitimately, that scene is like:

1. Convenient wind is convenient

2. Everything is in slow motion except her mouth and the song coming out of it

3. Convenient dramatic ledge is convenient

4. Mosesana

and its really great XD

"I knew you were misunderstood all along." *unleashes green maiden*

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Kaikat   
Kaikat
2 minutes ago, nerdperson777 said:

"I knew you were misunderstood all along." *unleashes green maiden*

And then all she gets out of it is a flowery boat. Truly genius

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hippiecat   
hippiecat

At the movie theater everyone else laughs at Jack Sparrow's reactions to romance while I'm thinking "glad someone sees through this madness besides me".

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WoodwindWhistler   
WoodwindWhistler
On 7/22/2017 at 5:35 PM, Zectarash said:

Even Hannibal Lecter?

 

... I hope you guys won't look on me unfavarably for that. I quiante be the only one thinking it, right?

 

... Am I the only one that gets tempted to dish out cannibalism puns when people say this?

"It's priest, have a little priest
Is it really good?
Sir, it's too good, at least

Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh
So it's pretty fresh

. . .

Now let's see, here we've got tinker
Something pinker
Tailor? Paler, Butler? Subtler
Potter? Hotter, Locksmith?


. . .

Now then, this might be a little bit stringy
But then of course it's fiddle player
No, this isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player
'Ow can you tell?
It's piping hot. Then blow on it first!


. . .

And I've just begun
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily
Have one, put it on a bun
Well, you never know if it's going to run."


Oh, also:
 

 

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Tempesta   
Tempesta
On 26-7-2017 at 7:35 AM, Kaikat said:

I was watching the live action Cinderella with my mom once, and when it got to the part where Cinderella walks into the ballroom and the prince runs to the other side of the room and the crowd parts for them to dramatically meet in the center, i started to laugh. We were in the theater, and though I was being quiet my mom got upset at me for ruining one of the most romantically charged parts of the movie. Heck, all I could think was that Cinderella was freakin Moses and how in the heck did all those people know to part for them??

This is the exact reason I'm able to watch movies like Twilight. I'm in tears during all the so-called romantic moments, my stomach hurts from all the laughter at the end. Not quite the effect the story wants to have, but entertaining nonetheless :D

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Autumn Season   
Autumn Season

I was playing a dating sim game and unintentionally ended up friend-zoning all romantic candidates. At the end of the game the only ones I had left to date (if I wanted to) were my friends, because those were the people I hung out with the whole time. I felt foolish, because I kind of missed the point of the game.

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Philbo Penten   
Philbo Penten
5 minutes ago, Autumn Season said:

I was playing a dating sim game and unintentionally ended up friend-zoning all romantic candidates. At the end of the game the only ones I had left to date (if I wanted to) were my friends, because those were the people I hung out with the whole time. I felt foolish, because I kind of missed the point of the game.

That's how I'd do it too! Playing The Sims is just a friend-fest for me too!

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Autumn Season   
Autumn Season
25 minutes ago, Philbo Penten said:

That's how I'd do it too! Playing The Sims is just a friend-fest for me too!

Then we have a similar style. :D I wasn't playing The Sims though; it was a game specifically about finding love among many candidates.

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StormySky   
StormySky

Whenever I watch movies, I always end up saying stuff like, "wait, why did they need romantic subplots again? The world is in danger and that's the movie's focus!" During romance-y scenes (at home) I sometimes find myself checking my text messages.

I also hear "I want to give you a kiss" (or something along those lines) and imagine the person giving a thimble to their lover like in Peter Pan.

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nerdperson777   
nerdperson777

After a close friend left me, I had thoughts of getting another friend to fill the void.

 

Thoughts: I need a wushu girlfriend.

...That sounds so straight, that's not right.

I need a wushu girlfriend QPP.  That looks a little better.

 

In the end I just want a best friend to cuddle me and not leave me.

 

*Wushu is a martial arts I like to do, and my specialty is tai chi.

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ABryonJ.maybe?   
ABryonJ.maybe?

I was dating this girl once and she was very touchy feely and to be honest I would rather not. So we were watching a movie, The Matrix, and she reaches over and grabs me by the shoulders and pushes me down with my head on her lap. It was like a knife, rusty and dull, being stabbed into the essence of my being. Then she started to like play with my hair! I mean I'm about to throw up on this girl I really like. So, not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings like the pushover I am, I curl up in the fetal position and try not vomit. I didn't know at the time that asexuality and touch aversion were actually things so I just assumed I was gay. This was somewhere between 2000 and 2003. 

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Zenzencat104   
Zenzencat104

We where playing cards against humanity, and the question was who would you date, well, I had people, but decided that didn't make since to me so I placed "zesty burrito" and won! 😀

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nerdperson777   
nerdperson777
4 hours ago, Zenzencat104 said:

We where playing cards against humanity, and the question was who would you date, well, I had people, but decided that didn't make since to me so I placed "zesty burrito" and won! 😀

In the last game I played, I got all the sexual black cards.  With sexual and romo cards, don't really know what answer I would actually choose.  One I found a loophole in a card, and I said that it implied that I had a previous encounter, so i didn't choose that one.

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Zash   
Zash
On 8/6/2017 at 0:02 PM, Autumn Season said:

I was playing a dating sim game and unintentionally ended up friend-zoning all romantic candidates. At the end of the game the only ones I had left to date (if I wanted to) were my friends, because those were the people I hung out with the whole time. I felt foolish, because I kind of missed the point of the game.

I am doing readings of visual novels (kinda like dating sims) and the 'neutral' is my preferred ending because the two people involve being friends forever and their relationship 'never changes'.  Of course, the 'good' ending is kinda sweet too (the person I recorded it with was totally shipping the two and was happy with it), and the bad ending was heartbreaking.

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Lovelykat   
Lovelykat

Me: Hey guess what...I got into college!

Friend: Oh, that's nice. Good for you. 

 

Me: Hey so just figured I'd tell you...I had my first kiss...anyway....

Friend: OH MY GOD NO WAY!!!! HOW WAS IT???? I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

...Yeah, I don't get it :P

 

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Apathetic Echidna   
Apathetic Echidna

these other replies have been so fun to read! I can only think of one moment I can add right now.

 

I had been at work all day and I was going to the opening night of a friend's art exhibition, then later on to a fund-raising quiz. At the art exhibit I am on an emotional high seeing my friend succeed so well (and overhearing a critic make nice comments always helps) so when a guy approaches me to talk I am more than happy to chat, especially about the art. He buys me a drink and follows me out to continue the conversation when I leave, then he asks me out to dinner. I declined and had to hurry off to the quiz but when I started gushing to my quiz team about the art and good conversation I had with a random stranger they all silently stared at me until one practically yelled 'Why are you here right now and not on a date!!??' in the following silence of the room I reply 'what date and with who?' 

Needless to say their reaction to my obliviousness wounded my effervescent emotional high somewhat but we still came 2nd.

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Zash   
Zash
On 8/13/2017 at 11:51 AM, Apathetic Echidna said:

these other replies have been so fun to read! I can only think of one moment I can add right now.

 

I had been at work all day and I was going to the opening night of a friend's art exhibition, then later on to a fund-raising quiz. At the art exhibit I am on an emotional high seeing my friend succeed so well (and overhearing a critic make nice comments always helps) so when a guy approaches me to talk I am more than happy to chat, especially about the art. He buys me a drink and follows me out to continue the conversation when I leave, then he asks me out to dinner. I declined and had to hurry off to the quiz but when I started gushing to my quiz team about the art and good conversation I had with a random stranger they all silently stared at me until one practically yelled 'Why are you here right now and not on a date!!??' in the following silence of the room I reply 'what date and with who?' 

Needless to say their reaction to my obliviousness wounded my effervescent emotional high somewhat but we still came 2nd.

The answer to their question is obviously, "Because I would rather be here than on a date."  And maybe that answer would have been enough points to help you win the quiz!

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