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Swirman 'flu.

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Now it's on the south of my country. Perhaps we shouldn't leave our homes.

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The H1N1 swine flu virus is a mild lab virus which has pretty much nothing to do with swine. It's the people who are the swine.

The current epidemic hype is both a drill for the international organizations and a fear-mongering for the public. The real danger is in the vaccines, which are expected to be deadly, as well as in the martial law that will ensue once the engineered oubreak takes place.

This is very similar to the vaccine outbreaks of 1918 and 1976, only on a much larger scale this time.

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Swine flu (a.k.a. pig AIDS, burrito blight, or enchiladapocalypse) is permabanning everyone from IRL, just like bird flu was doing from 2004 to 2008, SARS did in 2003, and swine flu 1.0 did in the 1970s. Many current media reports are saying that the US Government did it for the lulz. - Encyclopedia Dramatica, of course

So, um, what happened? Everyone just got bored of it? Realized it wasn't a threat?

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Pretty much. It seems to have been not all that harmful to people outside of Mexico (odd in itself but hardly a complaint for the other countries) and hasn't managed to spread as rapidly as feared.

That isn't to say it can't yet though. The 1918 pandemic started win a small burst in spring, very little over the summer and a full blown outbreak in the autumn.

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It has infected 1o,ooo people world wide, apparantly.

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It is supposedly expected to come back stronger (i.e., worse symptoms) in the autumn. How fun to look forward to that.

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The UK has an NHS, we'll be reet.

It's the US, I'm worried about.

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May we all just come over there for the autumn?

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