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crazyjerseygirl

Ok, so I know we have tees and hamlet quotes abound, but i think i may have found the ultimate asexual wear.

I was shopping in the mall (remember, i am from jersey) and wandered into an ann taylor store. whilst browsing the sales rack i came across this...

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Yes friends that is me...me in a PURPLE TWEED DRESS!

ok, now that you have all witnessed the horror im off, any comments?

TTFN

Renee'

P.S. your getting this as a url because im computer illiterare and cant figure out how to attach an image.

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Ooh, nice purple tweediness! 8) Actually, some of us were having an MSN convo once about starting a purple clothing line. But then some nice person gave us a link to this place, which has pretty much all the purple clothing I would ever want.

BTW, you can post pics by highlighting the url in your post and then clicking the Img button. :wink:

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crazyjerseygirl

ok, thats weird....should be a pic of me, give me time to fix that.

TTFN

Renee'

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my guess is that it is in email form and it is trying to have people sign in in order to retrieve the info

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crazyjerseygirl

oh thats just cause im a moron, apparently the url was through my hotmail account so it expired and now wants you to sign in

its not your compy, tis my illiteracy.

Oi

TTFN

Renee'

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crazyjerseygirl

YAY!

*gives macattack a big hug!*

:cake: for you oh purple goddess!

i bow at your superior knowledge

(if you ever need any genetic work done, you know where to come!)

TTFN

Renee'

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Oh wow, a purple store...! More purple than I could even dream about *drool*.

Unfortunately the shipping costs would be huge.

Love the dress!:D

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(if you ever need any genetic work done, you know where to come!)

Genetic work, eh? :wink: Hey, can you clone me? I need someone to cover for me at work. :lol:

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crazyjerseygirl

Hmm, cloning is tough, not able to do it yet...

however even if we could she would still be born a baby and couldnt work for you until she was 18.

So id suggest getting a good old fashioned body double.

TTFN

Renee'

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AAAAUUUH the horror!

Just Kidding don't strangle me!

You look very nice, unfortunately it is a dress, and I despise dresses... But I'm all for a purple tweed suit!

:D Thanks for the pic!

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crazyjerseygirl

umm..

you all LIE

that is perhaps the most hidious dress to be seen in the western hemisphere (dont even get me started on the tweed saris of the east!)

however it does beg the question...can asexuals tell bad fashion?

never-the-less the dress was discarded, at $78 it was still a bit too rich for my blood. If there are any rich avenites out there though who want a dress made entirely out of purple tweed, be my guest.

It will be our own little version of the stepford wives.

TTFN

Renee'

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Ummmm...is that just a weird picture, or do you actually have only one leg? ;)

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Dimethyl Mercury

Hehehe... I think she's in mid cat-step... you can juuust make out the line on the right where the front leg ends and the back one begins. :P

Anyway, enough leg scrutiny *puts away magnifying glass* Is it possible for us to get a close up pic of the fabric pattern so the purple factor might be better appreciated?

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umm..

you all LIE

that is perhaps the most hidious dress to be seen in the western hemisphere

I'm glad you realize that.

Was there anything a guy could wear (without drawing weird looks)?

I don't really like to wear purple. It's not a good color for me. It's one of my school colors, so I do have a purple shirt or two, but I'd rather wear blue or green.

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Children of the sloth

Let's all start wearing purple tweed overcoats. Tweed overcoats are God.

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Hallucigenia

I'm suddenly picturing a flying purple tweed overcoat, creating the world with its purple tweedy appendage and demanding that everybody turn into asexual pirates...

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NeitherSparky
I'm suddenly picturing a flying purple tweed overcoat, creating the world with its purple tweedy appendage and demanding that everybody turn into asexual pirates...

Holy snarfblatt, now I have a new sig! :lol:

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