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#1 crazyjerseygirl

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:10 PM

Ok, so I know we have tees and hamlet quotes abound, but i think i may have found the ultimate asexual wear.
I was shopping in the mall (remember, i am from jersey) and wandered into an ann taylor store. whilst browsing the sales rack i came across this...

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Yes friends that is me...me in a PURPLE TWEED DRESS!
ok, now that you have all witnessed the horror im off, any comments?

TTFN
Renee'

P.S. your getting this as a url because im computer illiterare and cant figure out how to attach an image.

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#2 Derp

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:18 PM

Ooh, nice purple tweediness!

Actually, some of us were having an MSN convo once about starting a purple clothing line. But then some nice person gave us a link to this place, which has pretty much all the purple clothing I would ever want.

BTW, you can post pics by highlighting the url in your post and then clicking the Img button. :wink:

#3 Goonie

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:34 PM

the purple store is awesome!

the purple tweed looks fab

Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?

And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:37 PM

ok for some reason the link is refering me to the MSN Sign in page.. am i missing a joke or sumthin?

#5 crazyjerseygirl

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:41 PM

ok, thats weird....should be a pic of me, give me time to fix that.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:45 PM

I dont get it, the other link is workin for me

#7 Goonie

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:50 PM

my guess is that it is in email form and it is trying to have people sign in in order to retrieve the info

Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?

And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.

#8 crazyjerseygirl

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 07:51 PM

oh thats just cause im a moron, apparently the url was through my hotmail account so it expired and now wants you to sign in
its not your compy, tis my illiteracy.
Oi
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#9 jamie

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:02 PM

too bad, wanted to see that pic

#10 Derp

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:02 PM

http://www.photobucket.com/ :wink:

#11 Dixie

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:04 PM

MacAttack said:

http://www.photobucket.com/ :wink:

photobucket is my best friend.

#12 crazyjerseygirl

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:25 PM

YAY!
*gives macattack a big hug!*
:cake:

for you oh purple goddess!
i bow at your superior knowledge
(if you ever need any genetic work done, you know where to come!)
TTFN
Renee'

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#13 gloeblio

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:36 PM

Oh wow, a purple store...! More purple than I could even dream about *drool*.
Unfortunately the shipping costs would be huge.

Love the dress!

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:36 PM

crazyjerseygirl said:

(if you ever need any genetic work done, you know where to come!)

Genetic work, eh? :wink: Hey, can you clone me? I need someone to cover for me at work. :lol:

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:42 PM

and now everyone else can see the pic :wink:

Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?

And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.

#16 crazyjerseygirl

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:44 PM

Hmm, cloning is tough, not able to do it yet...
however even if we could she would still be born a baby and couldnt work for you until she was 18.
So id suggest getting a good old fashioned body double.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:47 PM

Hehe.. I think McCauley Culkin is looking for work. :lol:

#18 Dixie

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:56 PM

you look so pretty in the pretty dress.

Too bad tweed is made of wool, tho.

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:58 PM

woo, crazy! lookin' sass-SAY

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#20 Hu

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 09:03 PM

Now that's asexy! Time to go out dancin'.

"He cannot, however, long remain asexual when he sees the great peasant girls, as ardent as mares in heat, abandoning themselves to the arms of robust youths."
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#21 beyond this

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 09:31 PM

AAAAUUUH the horror!
Just Kidding don't strangle me!

You look very nice, unfortunately it is a dress, and I despise dresses... But I'm all for a purple tweed suit!

Thanks for the pic!

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 09:43 PM

im not much for tweed but im all for purple!!!!
yeay!!!!!

you look great in it!!

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#23 crazyjerseygirl

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 09:52 PM

umm..
you all LIE
that is perhaps the most hidious dress to be seen in the western hemisphere (dont even get me started on the tweed saris of the east!)
however it does beg the question...can asexuals tell bad fashion?
never-the-less the dress was discarded, at $78 it was still a bit too rich for my blood. If there are any rich avenites out there though who want a dress made entirely out of purple tweed, be my guest.

It will be our own little version of the stepford wives.
TTFN
Renee'

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#24 Fayetje

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:31 PM

Ummmm...is that just a weird picture, or do you actually have only one leg?

#25 Dimethyl Mercury

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 12:45 AM

Hehehe... I think she's in mid cat-step... you can juuust make out the line on the right where the front leg ends and the back one begins.

Anyway, enough leg scrutiny *puts away magnifying glass* Is it possible for us to get a close up pic of the fabric pattern so the purple factor might be better appreciated?

#26 Des

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 03:11 AM

crazyjerseygirl said:

umm..
you all LIE
that is perhaps the most hidious dress to be seen in the western hemisphere

I'm glad you realize that.

Was there anything a guy could wear (without drawing weird looks)?
I don't really like to wear purple. It's not a good color for me. It's one of my school colors, so I do have a purple shirt or two, but I'd rather wear blue or green.

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 07:29 PM

Let's all start wearing purple tweed overcoats. tweed overcoats are God.

#28 Des

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 04:07 AM

That's all there is to God? Wow, theologians have it all wrong.

#29 Hallucigenia

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 07:10 PM

I'm suddenly picturing a flying purple tweed overcoat, creating the world with its purple tweedy appendage and demanding that everybody turn into asexual pirates...

#30 NeitherSparky

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 07:21 PM

Hallucigenia said:

I'm suddenly picturing a flying purple tweed overcoat, creating the world with its purple tweedy appendage and demanding that everybody turn into asexual pirates...

Holy snarfblatt, now I have a new sig! :lol: